KOBE- Should I stay or should I go? Trade me, don't trade me!! Kobe, make up your f-ing mind!

Better legs- Vanessa Minnillo or Stacy Keibler?

Baseball-underpaid and overpaid list. No White Sox player on either list, but Scott Eyre makes the overpaid list. Biggest bargain for me is Grady Sizemore, who makes under $1 Million per year. Speaking of underrated, what about Nikki Ziering!! She is worth alot more than Jason Kendall!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-contracts052907&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

NCAA grants Duke Lacrosse team an extra year of eligibility.
Depending on how many of Duke's seniors come back for a fifth year, Duke could be ranked #1 0r #2 (behind champion John Hopkins) in the preseason polls.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2887146

Cubs-Sox: Not a bullpen between them!

I don't care if she fell flat on her ass (but a nice recovery!) I stand ready to salute the Stars & Stripes as represented by Miss USA!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2885891

More trouble for Michael Vick? The Falcons need to see if it is too late to get Matt Schaub back!!!!

The latest Lindsay pictures!!
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_the_real_lindsay_pix.php

Congrats! Your hubby wins the Indy, you get some pictures posted on the K-Line!

With Lindsay Lohan getting into a little trouble this past weekend, http://defamer.com/hollywood/our-overcrowded-celebutard-prisons/a-searching-and-fearless-inventory-of-lindsay-lohans-crashed-car-turns-up-usable-amount-of-cocaine-263857.php ,UIC Badger may need a new young lady to lust after. May I suggest Kristin Cavallari, who I believe has never gotten into trouble.

College Sports- Duke Lacrosse loses to JHU in the championship game; Reade Seligmann, one of the "Duke Innocent 3" will play at Brown University; UIC makes the College Baseball Playoffs; DePaul Ladies make the College Softball playoffs and finally Northwestern makes it 3 in a row in Women's Lacrosse and I believe the NU Women are also playing in the College Softball playoffs (if you are a Northwestern fan you have to find something to root for!)

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2885558

Memorial Day Monday. Duke loses to John Hopkins in the NCAA Lacrosse Championship game (12-11, a great game); Sox lose; Cubs lose. Need to focus on something other than sports!!

Hope you are enjoying your Holiday Weekend!

John Smoltz-future Hall of Famer?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270524115

OMG!! Can there be any truth to the rumor that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a threesome with Karolina Kurkova!?!?!

If there is a sex tape of this, it would be better than that Screech sex tape!

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/05/brad_pitt_angelina_jolie_having_sex_with_karolina_kurkova.php

Lindsay Lohan or Marisa Miller?

Any big plans for Memorial Day Weekend?

Tom Arnold files for divorce. The third time is the charm, oh wait.....
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=entertainment&id=5330838

DUKE LACROSSE! Duke Lacrosse players who lost a season of playing because of last season being cancelled could gain another year of eligibility! Will the NCAA do the right thing?
http://www.insidelacrosse.com/page.cfm?pagerid=2&news=fdetail&storyid=165441

HM and I had the pleasure of recently discovering Jamie Eason. Well, while doing some legal research on the net, I learned that Jamie is a former Houston Texans cheerleader!!

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/Story.asp?story_id=3359

McNabb- a Bear?!! It is very doubtfull, but interesting!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Super-shuffle-McNabb-Briggs-swap-makes-sense?urn=nfl,33381

Lindsey Lohan or Carmella Desesare (if you can get past the fact that she is married to Jeff Garcia)?

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I'm thinking it might be time for a visit to England!

For HM, Jamie Eason.

Michael Barrett willl have to wait a while for his chance to punch AJ, as Toby Hall get the call up and start behind the plate.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070517&content_id=1970386&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

Sox-Cubs! The BIG weekend is here- Crosstown Rivalry Weekend #1. See ya at Wrigley @ 1:30pm today (if I get out of that damn hearing!!) followed by a visit to Sportscorner!!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/couch/391778,CST-SPT-greg18.article

We are back! Sorry for the lack of posts the last few days- major internet problems at the office, but hopefully we are back and better than before!

Maybe! Bulls win second straight to, at the very least, hold off elimination. Some times prayers are answered.

In a move that will hopefully go a long way towards making Falcons' fans smiling, Vick is trying to distance himself from the illegal dog-fighting business.

As Cozmo Kramer would say, "Dog-fighting is only illegal in the US!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2867678

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Well the Bulls certaintly did not get the divine intervention that they needed. Instead, the press is pointing fingers at, amoung others, Ben Wallace (late for the game) and Chris Duhon , a DNP-Coach's Decision, rumored because Duh was late for a film session. At this rate, even Flip Sanders' poor post-season coaching won't be enough to derail the Pistons' run to the Eastern Conference Championship.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/bulls/381106,CST-SPT-bullnt11.article

It looks like it is going to be a GREAT Mother's Day after all. Tank Johnson is to released from jail!!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_131133238.html

Do I still have to buy my mom something?

Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Why do you even waste time with applying for reinstatement? It is obvious you like the "schwag"! So just smoke and play in the CFL, if they let you!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2867381

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwag

Alright, UIC Badger, here's some love for the Wisconsin Basketball team!
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=2864704

Jordan. Jordin.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2866012

Michael Vick just cannot stay out of of the public eye (which may explain his hiding out in New York!). Despite Vick's assertions to the contrary, some of Vick's friends claim that Vick was fully aware of and involved in the illegal dog fighting business operating in one of the houses he owned.

Now that HM is back, I can focus on more important things- like my depression! Nick Cannon is now officially engaged to Victoria's Secret/SI Swimsuit Model Selita Ebanks!! So much for holding out hope!!

Unfortunately, it looks like HM is piled high in work, as seen by his lack of posts this week so I doubt that we will get an American Idol review. I only caught bits and pieces of last night's show, so I am of little use. Maybe PAR can grace us with some comments?
According to dialidol, Lakisha is going home.
http://www.dialidol.com/asp/predictions/Predictions.asp

Jordan. Jordin.

Tears for Red Sox nation!

First, the "bloody sock' may not be blood! Second, Tom Brady is caught wearing a Yankees' cap. Third, Roger Clemons signs the Yankees (well at least Brady is happy with that one). And now this- Big Papi MAY have taken steriods!! How much more can the Red Sox nation take!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ortizsteroids&prov=st&type=lgns