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A Blast From the Past- Joyce Hyser!!

AS PROMISED HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF JOYCE HYSER, PLUS A LINK TO SOME NSFW PICS!

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3377

THERE IS A SANTA!!!!!

1. Christmas arrives a couple of days early as both the Vikings and Packers lose on Sunday!!! Sweet!

2. Dumbest thing I have heard in a while- Sitting in Soldier Field during the Bears -Packers game (left at halftime- while I have attended colder games, never had I been at a game with a cold and hurricane-like wind combination like that), Packers fan sitting behind about halfway through the second quarter makes this statement: "When Brett Favre doesn't have anything to play for, when he isn't motivated, he just doesn't play well." McLovin', who attended the game with me, and I looked at each other and in unison said-"What about home field advantage!?" Favre is something like 0-9 at Dallas Stadium and you mean to tell me that the Packers weren't motivated to have a chance for home field advantage throughout the playoffs!! If the Packers had beaten the Bears, Packers and Cowboys would have been tied going into next week and the Cowboys will be without T.O. Now, the Cowboys can rest next week and let the Redskins into the playoffs, knowing that the #1 seed in safe.

3. The Bulls make this an interesting Christmas Eve for Scott Skiles- the Bulls fire Skiles!! Apparently, the Bulls enjoy firing people on Christmas Eve, as Tim Floyd was also fired on the eve of our Lord's birth! If I ever get a job with the Bulls, I will make sure that I am out of town and don't answer my cell phone on Christmas Eve!

THINGS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE HECTIC THE NEXT FEW DAYS- SO JUST IN CASE, I DON'T GET A CHANCE LATER- HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

PAPELBON'S DOG EATS WORLD SERIES BALL!??

Gosh, I hope this story is true. Maybe this will start a new curse for the Red Sox. Maybe, media-hogging blowhard Curt Schilling with blog about it for 1,000 repetitive words.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3163105

JOYCE HYSER!

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY GIRL IS JOYCE HYSER! Who is Joyce Hyser, some of you may ask? Well, she started in one of HM's all-time underrated movies. Once HM or someone else identifies the movie, we will post some better pictures of Ms. Hyser. HM- can you believe she's 51!

I CANNOT LET THSI ONE GO BY- A HAPPY 35TH BIRTHDAY TO ALYSSA MILANO!

Alyssa, I am just going to come out and say it- "I LOVE YOU!"

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS- 16 AND PREGERS!!

The Spears Family- can you say Trailer Trash!! Also wondering how HM and other parents with young daughters feel about the fact that a rep for Nickelodeon (a channel, supposedly a wholesome channel, for kids) is the one making the announcement or confirming the fact that one of its "stars" is 16 and pregnant!!

http://omg.yahoo.com/jamie-lynn-spears-says-shes-pregnant/news/4928

ROGERS CLEMENS FINALLY RESPONDS TO THE MITCHELL REPORT!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3160063

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7580456

BEARS ANNOUNCE STARTING QBS FOR LAST TWO GAMES OF THE SEASON

Week #15 (Packers)- Cade McNown (Thanks for the scoop, Tyler Rose)
Week#16 (Saints)- Kordell Stewart, backed-up by Greg Landry

Lovie Smith, in making the announcement: "They give us the best chance to win. I mean, with the over the hill offensive line that we got, why take the chance that someone with any talent gets hurt."

According to Mr. Skin, it's Happy Birthday wishes (#31) for Leila Arcieri!! You may recognize her from the first picture, a scene from "Wild Things 2", a movie I have not seen (I'm guessing HM has seen, at least parts of it); but, it looks like some dang good acting.

A FEW MORE CHRISTMAS PICTURES!

FORMER BEAR ARRESTED IN NJ GAMBLING RING.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/todd.burger.arrested.2.612587.html

MORE REASON TO HATE SCOTT BOR-ASS!

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2007/12/17/2007-12-17_scott_boras_supplies_dirty_coverup.html?page=0

With The Perch in Poland, doubtful he will get a chance to watch the Division I-AA Football Championship tonight.
GO BLUE HENS!!

FOR VARIOUS REASONS, HAVEN'T GOTTEN INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT YET. BUT THIS CERTAINTLY HELPS.

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS PLUS, THE K-LINE WILL BE STEROIDS-FREE! That will probably mean random pictures of hot babes. I hope that's okay with everyone.

Since I previously gave the University of Houston sh*t for interviewing Jack Pardee for head football coach, I guess I better now point out that the Cougars have reportedly hired Sooners' assistant coach Kevin Sumlin.

F-ING WHITE SOX!

So all we have been hearing form the White Sox is that the team will aggressively pursue an outfielder, preferably a center-fielder.

1. Torii Hunter- is the first target. Hunter signs with the Angels. Sox "response": Hunter wanted too much money, and we a Plan B.

2. Andruw Jones- signs with the Dodgers.

3. Kosuke Fukudome- White Sox are reportedly interested in this Japanese outfielder, but get out-bid by the Cubs! Sox again respond that Fukudome wanted too much money and so everyone assumes the ChiSox will go after...

4. Aaron Rowand- it is being reported that Rowand has signed with the Giants.

Nice work, Kenny! (Gee. what are the chances of a Jay Mariotti column ripping Kenny Williams within the next two days?)

Alright NFL owners and GMs- under no circumstances do you hire a college coach as you head football coach. Spurrier, Saban and now Petrino. Correct me if I am wrong but the last time that hiring a college coach worked in the NFL was Jimmy Johnson (not counting Barry Switzer taking over for Jimmy).

Mark Chumura-begging to be included on the ALL Michael Vick Team.

THE "ALL-MICHAEL VICK TEAM" : DEFENSE.

To appease UIC Badger and his man-love for Mark Chumura, I have changed it from the "All-Prison" team, although I would have to guess that Chumura spent a couple of hours behind bars while awaiting bail.

DE- Dexter Manley. Served 2 years in jail for coke possession.

DE- Leonard Little. Somehow only served 90 days for crashing into another car and killing a woman while driving under the influence.

DL- Tank Johnson. By comparison to some of the others on this list, he's a relatively good guy. Darrell Russell would have replaced him if he was still alive.

LBs-Ray Lewis, LT, and Bill Romanowski. Romanowski is mentioned throughout the book "Game of Shadows." Total Scum. I'm embarrassed that he has a Polish surname.

DB- Darryl Henley. Former Rams DB is serving a 41 year sentence for coke trafficking and attempting to put a hit on the judge presiding over his case from prison! Has a website, if you care!

DB-Pacman Jones

KYLE ORTON GETS READY FOR NEXT WEEK'S START AGAISNT THE VIKINGS!

IN HONOR OF THE MICHAEL VICK SENTENCING, HERE SOME MORE CONTENDERS FOR THE NFL ALL-PRISION TEAM.

OFFENSE

QB- Backing up Vick at quarterback would be Todd Marinovich. Tood has a long rap sheet, so let's just focus on the latest. According to Wikipedia:

In August, 2007, Marinovich was arrested and charged with felony drug possession and resisting a police order after being stopped for skateboarding near the Newport Beach, California Pier boardwalk, where skateboarding is forbidden by local ordinance. Marinovich ran away when officers tried to stop him. He was found hiding in a carport about six blocks away. He had a guitar case, and inside officers found about a gram of powdered methamphetamine, a metal spoon and a hypodermic needle, Sgt. Evan Sailor said. Marinovich was arrested and pleaded not guilty to felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor counts of unauthorized possession of a hypodermic and resisting a police officer.

RB-Lawrence Phillips: Please tell me this loser is in prison!

RB-Maurice Clarett: Another fine Buckeye!

WR-Rae Carruth: I get sick just thinking about this guy. But now Vick and him can play catch.

TE- Mark Chumura: He was just enjoying the hot tub, that's all!!

OL- Barrett Robbins: I could swear this guy was dead.

OL- Nate Newton: Ricky Williams' pot connection?

We will focus on the defensive side later. Please tell me about anyone who I missed.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/12/07/dorrell.duke/index.html

Karl Dorrell- not good enough for UCLA. Good enough for Duke?

With the Badgers losing at home to Marquette (the Badgers NEVER lose at home), UIC Badger is in serious need of cheering up. This should help.

"I'm Living on the air in Cincinnati; Cincinnati, WKRP..."

Loni Anderson makes the list @ 48 (BTW, Sarah Michelle Gellar is #50! Yet, she placed higher on the list of TV's icons?). This may have been Loni's only TV show which must have hurt her in the rankings.

YES- UIC BADGER, NIKKI COX MADE THE LIST @ #35.

Now can you name the 4 TV shows, she was a regular on?

"I'm alright. Nobody worry 'bout me. Why you got to gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be?"

http://www.bnd.com/326/story/196573.html

"Caddyshack lawsuit" has nothing to do with the awful "Caddyshack 2".

TV'S SEXIEST WOMAN EVER?

Okay, this list (by AOL) better cause some debate:

Top 10

10. Tina Louise—“Gilligan’s Island”

9. Catherine Bach—“Dukes of Hazzard”

8. Katherine Heigl—“Grey’s Anatomy”

7. Barbara Eden—“I Dream of Jeannie”

6. Diana Rigg—“The Avengers”

5. Eva Longoria—“Desperate Housewives”

4. Heather Locklear—“Spin City," "Melrose Place," etc.

3. Lynda Carter—“Wonder Woman”

2. Farrah Fawcett—“Charlie’s Angels”

1. Pamela Anderson—“Baywatch”

Some others of interest on the lsit of top 50: 45) Carmen Electra; 41) Jennifer Garner; 29) Alyssa Milano; 16) Jessica Alba

University of Houston contacts Old White Guy (Jack Pardee) about Head Coaching Job
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3141498

Nice going Houston! Why not Bum Phillips-he's only 84? Maybe you can convince Marv Levy to leave the cold of Buffalo for a coaching position.
Hopefully Houston has contacted some other people for the job. What about Turner Gill? Since he is not going to the Nebraska, maybe he would be willing to coach at your school. What about Karl Dorrell, recently fired from UCLA but with a decent 35-27 record. Oh, I'm sorry, they are not Old White Guys.

BRETT FAVRE NAMED SI SPORTSMEN OF THE YEAR

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-favre-sportsmanaward&prov=ap&type=lgns

Thanks to John Madden's vote, Favre pulls out a victory in a year where few stood out. Personally, I think Barry Bonds was robbed!

Early vote for this year's Worst Bowl Game:

Independence Bowl, Dec. 30, 2007. First, this game is in Shreveport, Louisiana. No offense, but it is pretty difficult to get excited about that. The Match-up: Alabama vs. Colorado. Both teams are 6-6 (Bowl eligible!!). So Nick Saban has a chance to have a winning record in his first season with the Crimson Tide. The losing team finishes 6-7!

OSU vs. LSU?

I am postign this about 5 hours before the official results, but I got to beleive it is gonna be OSU vs. LSU (how can you put in Georgia in it when the Bulldogs didn't even make it to the SEC Championship game). The Illini have a great shot at the Rose Bowl, although alot of "experts" think that the two best teams in the country are USC and Georgia, so the Bulldogs might drop the Illini into a match-up with Florida, which would be sweet indeed for Ron Zook.