LOOKS LIKE THE DODGERS HAVE SIGNED A NEW CATCHER! (She appears to be signaling for a fast-ball on the inside corner).
Off to Wrigleyville- starting at Sportscorner-to proceed with my Black Friday drinking.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
TOMORROW IS A DAY FOR MEN TO BEWARE!
I'm calling it Black Friday. Why? It's the opening of the "Sex In the City" Movie (Many theaters will have midnight showings, so the Carrie Bradshaw wanna-be's will be lining up at the theatres at about 11:00pm). Don't get me wrong, I watched plenty of episodes (some because- like lots of dudes- I was forced to watch it). It was on HBO, which meant there was a good chance of nudity-Kirsten Davis was beautiful (although I don't think she ever exposed her "boys"), SJP- great body/horse face, and I wouldn't mind getting preyed upon by the "Cougar" Kim Catrall. But, this show was worst than a "chick-flick." The women were great and men were always wrong- except for the gays. Mr. Big was acceptable (to some extent) because he was FILTHY RICH. The only "nice guy" on the show was married to the lesbo, was a wimp and generally was treated like crap by the chicks (was it symbolic that he lost one of his balls to testicular cancer?!) Yeah, the Ex made me watch alot of episodes, and I am sure she will be in line somewhere tomorrow with her hot girlfriends. Anyway, I am staying clear of any movie theatres tomorrow. Staying away from any clubs that serve "cosmos." Totally guy stuff tomorrow. Going to Wrigley- with a stop at Sportscorner (a dirty sports bar that wouldn't dare serve a cosmo- I hope!). Later watching the White Sox- Tampa Bay tilt (AL playoff preview?) at another sports bar and generally wishing that things were like there were when the Rat Pack was patrolling the streets at night. Who know, a visit to a Gentlemen's Club may be needed.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Ah, no!
Keep getting e-mails for this. Since I have no other plans for tonight, I figure WTF, maybe I go to this. Try to RSVP, foolishly thinking that if I RSVP by a certain time, it's free.
No- cover charge is $10.00!! Not paying 10 bucks because I might catch a glimpse of Jenna Jameson. If I was that desperate to see Jenna, I'd rent one of her movies for less than 10 (I'm not that desperate).
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!
REISNDORF STILL TALKING ABOUT MIKE D'ANTONI!!
The latest from Reinsdorf is that he specultes that D'Antoni was scared off by talks of emphasizing Defense! Who cares? D'Antoni is goign to coach the Knicks and you got to hire someone else to coach your team. Plus you got the #1 freakin' pick in the Draft!
Move on already!!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
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21. Gena Lee Nolin- another holdover from the old list, married to hockey dude, Cole Hulse. Another one of my personal favorites, may not look as good as she did in her Playboy and Baywatch days, but still good enough for #21 on the list (and if we ever watch her "sex tape" she may move back to a more prominent position on the list.)
23. Jodi Ann Paterson- a repeat from the old list (but a drop from #9). We got two more recent pics of Ms. Mario Andretti (still looks damn good), and another back when she was the 2000 Playboy Playmate of the Year. I was going to state that her drop in the rankings was due to the discovery that she appeared in the movie: "Dude, where is my car?" However, can't really make that argument since Jennifer Garner also appeared in that classic film.
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
SUPERMODELS:
From the movie "Beautiful Girls":
"Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels."
Sunday, May 04, 2008
CEDRIC BENSON'S DAYS AS A BEAR ARE JUST ABOUT OVER!
C.B. has three big strikes against him.
1. He sucked last year.
2. Rumors are that his knee injury is much more serious than the original diagnosis; and,
3. He was arrested for "boating while intoxicated," followed by resisting arrest which resulted in his being pepper-sprayed.
Thursday, May 01, 2008
JUST GOT BACK FROM WRIGLEY FIELD, WHERE-SURPRISE, SURPRISE-KERRY WOOD BLEW ANOTHER SAVE. He has blown 3 saves on 7 chances- great! Alright Cubs fans (I was rooting for the Brew Crew), so it's basically 50-50 that Kerry Wood will blow it in a save opportunity! You are not going to win the World Series with those kind of stats in your closer (unless you score 19 runs in every game like the Cubs did on Wednesday!) Still don't understand why you don't at least try Marmol (who was great in finishing the 7th and the 8th innings) in the closer role. Don't give me that crap that Marmol doesn't have the experience top be the closer. Just take a look across town and see what the young Jenks did in 2005. If Marmol doesn't work as your closer, then go back to Kerry Wood- what do you lose with that approach. No, instead Cubs fans would rather vine about Soriano in the lead-off spot! Focus on the real problem- the bullpen!! BTW, Cubs are now out of 1st place. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280501116
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