YES!

TELEVISION PROGRAM RECOMMENDATION

"SONS OF ANARCHY"-in case you haven't seen it yet, a simplistic summary is: "Sopranos on motorcycles."

SAMCRO!

SOX MAGIC NUMBER: 911

AS and HM be kind to me today- the suicide watch has started.

FURTHER PROOF THAT THE 2005 NFL DRAFT SUCKED!

With the Bears releasing 2nd Round Pick WR Mark Bradley, the Bears now have 1 player from the 2005 Draft on its roster- 4th rounder Kyle Orton! Hey AS, pretty much rivals the Vikings' 2005 draft!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/1181285,CST-SPT-biggs24.article

IDAHO CHEERLEADERS TOLD TO COVER UP!

Unfortunately, when I attended Vandal Football games, the cheerleaders' outfits looked nothing like this!

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2008/09/university_of_idaho_vandals_ch.html

CUBS MAGIC NUMBER-ZERO!

A Well-deserved congrats to the Cubs and congrats to Cubs' fans- well, the sexy ones- not the obnoxious ones!

Also, thank you Tampa Bay Rays for all you have done for me lately!

CURT SCHILLING-MEDIA WHORE, AT IT AGAIN.

Schilling must hate the fact that the Red Sox will (barring major collapse) make the playoffs without him. Worst, he must hate the fact that no one is even noticing the fact that he is not on the team. Well, taking some time away from his McCain butt-kissing, he decides it's time to rip on Manny.

Hey, I hated the whole "that's Manny being Manny" thing as much as any one, it there anyone who actually things the Red Sox would have won the World Series in 2004 and 2007 without Manny?! And look at what Manny has done for the LA Dodgers!!!

Manny a sure-fire Hall of Famer.

Schilling (a great Post-season pitcher), but a borderline Hall of Famer, at best. Oh yeah, Curt take satisfaction in the fact that you are a douche!

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3595012

QB CHANGES

1. Vikes replace T-Jack with Gus Frerotte as starter (Remember the Giants started 0-2 last year!).

Childress: "I'm just not seeing the aggressiveness in T-Jack..."

HM: "I'm just not seeing the TALENT in T-Jack.."

2. Chiefs (worst team in the NFL?) go with Tyler Thigpen (Cut by the Vikes?)

If you got "T-Pen" in your fantasy league-sweet!

MLB ANNOUNCES TENTATIVE 2009 BASEBALL SCHEDULES

CUBS (THE WORLD CHAMPION CUBS?) TO OPEN THE SEASON ON THE ROAD AGAISNT THE ASTROS IN ASTROS.

90 % CHANCE THE GAMES WILL ACTUALLY BE PLAYED IN MILWAUKEE!

104 year old Cubs Fan will not get the chance to throw out the first pitch @ Wrigley!

Cubs' response: "Hey, it's not like this dude hasn't seen a Cubs World Series championship in his lifetime!!?"

Instead the Cubs need to have Ron Santo throw out the first pitch for the umpteenth time!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1168811,leo091708.article

COED MAGAZINE PRESENTS THE 25 SEXIEST SPORTSCASTERS:

http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/14480

ASTROS- FORGET BEING SWEPT IN THE SERIES, THE ASTROS ARE ABOUT TO BE NO-HIT FOR THE SERIES!

Speakign of Losers, the Brewers-despite still being tied for the Wildcard lead-have just fired Ned Yost.

BACK TO BACK NO-HITTERS?!

Ted Lilly (I HATE TED LILLY!!) has pitched 4 innings and the Astros still do not have a hit agaisnt the Cubs at Wrigley Field North.

BTW, I usually disagree with Richard Justice, but he is dead-on with this article:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/justice/6001771.html

TINA FEY ON SNL-SPLITTING IMAGE OF SARAH PALIN!

WHO WILL BEAT USC?

The Trojans have 10 games left-9 against the other

Pac-10 teams ( which looked almost as bad as the Big Ten) and Notre Dame. Don't see any of those teams beating the Trojans.

Ohio State solidified the reputation of the Big Ten being overrated. The Buckeyes could go undefeated the rest of the regular season and it will mean nothing.

BIG Z TOSSES NO-HITTER!



I guess the arm is alright.
Enjoy, Cubs' fans, enjoy!

PAC TEN OVERRATED?

As I write this it looks like a bad weekend for the Pac Ten:

Finals:

Maryland 35 Cal 27

TCU 31 Stanford 14

Baylor 45 Wash. State 17

Halftime:

BYU 42 UCLA 0 !!!!

Purdue 20 Oregon 6

COIN TOSS

MLB had a coin toss today to determine home field advantage in case of any ties for the division or the wild-card. Here's the results for the AL:

AMERICAN LEAGUE

Playoff for AL East

Tampa Bay at Boston

Playoff for AL Central

Minnesota at Chicago

Playoff for AL Wild Card

Minnesota at Boston

THE TILTED KILT PUB & EATERY

opening in Chicago soon!

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/illinois/chicago_downtown/photos.html

NO TIME TO BLOG, SO I'LL JUST POST THIS PICTURE!

GOOD LUCK TO THE CUBBIES TODAY AS THEY GO #7 IN A ROW!

SEVEN IN A ROW!!!!!

OH WAIT, THAT 7 L's IN A ROW.

JUAN URIBE! JUAN URIBE!

Anonymous (jokingly, I assume) stated that Juan Uribe needed to step up in Carlos Quinton's absence. Well, in any case, Uribe stepped up with two 2-run homers!

Sox record post CQ surgery announcement: 1-0

MY FANTASY TEAM!!

QB- DREW BREES

QB- JASON CAMPBELL (thinking of dropping him and picking Jon Kitna up. Washington looked like crap last night!)

WR-TERRELL OWENS (Sweet!!)

WR-ANDRE JOHNSON

RB-FRED TAYLOR

RB-SELVIN YOUNG, DENVER (hope he starts!)

TE-BEN WATSON

W/R-ROY WILLIAMS, DETROIT

BN- RASHARD MENDENHALL

BN- RICKY WILLIAMS

K- JEFF REED

DEF- PITTSBURGH

D- JARED ALLEN (SORRY VIKES FANS- I HOPE HE SUCKS! WILL GLADLY DROP HIM IF HE DOES)

D- DANIEL MANNING (YOU ALWAYS NEED A MANNING)

SH*T! BAD F-ING DAY!

Twins' fan-get ready! Your chances at winning the AL Central just increased greatly! The White Sox best player this year-and AL MVP candidate (still may lead the AL in home runs) is having surgery on Monday and will be out at least 2-3 weeks (i.e., pretty much the rest of the regular season).

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3571240

5 IN A ROW!!

Lou wonders about some of the September call-ups!

CUBS LOSE 4TH GAME IN A ROW (@ HOME!).

Cub fans confused- no billy goat; no black cat; no Bartman! What's going on!?

THE K-LINE'S UPDATED COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOP TEN (STILL, TOTALLY USELESS)!

1. Oklahoma

2. Florida

3. USC

4. Ohio State

5. Georgia

6. LSU

7. Missouri

8. Texas

9. Auburn

10. Penn State

Kansas