Scotty Pods is back!!!!

http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4115973

I have no idea if he can hit above the "Milton Bradley Line" (half the Mendoza Line).

I have no idea if he can stay healthier than Milton Bradley.

I have no idea if he can steal a base on AJ Pierzynski (Okay, that I am SURE he can do!)

But I have a damn good idea as to how much we enjoy pics of Ms. Scotty Pods!!

Bobby Knight BobsBlitz NSFW

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/04/video-espns-bobby-knight-upholds-that.html

Briefly....

1. I have delivered HM back on his way to his friends and family in Minnesota. Please take care of him until his next visit to Chicago or, dare I, until I visit the Twin Cities (only half as much fun as the Quad Cities?!).

2. So it has started already, rumors of Bret Favre going to the Vikings!! And I thought the "where will Greg Paulus play next year" stories were getting annoying (BTW, looks like Syracuse football for Paulus).

3. It looks like Milton Bradley has gotten his batting average all the way up to .100!! Watch out.

HATE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD!

PICTURE: CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT RONDO WAS GOING FOR THE BALL!!

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/celtics/view.bg?articleid=1168833&srvc=sports&position=0

TED LILLY STILL CAN'T PITCH IN ARIZONA

Rumors of Milton Bradley in the starting line-up for tonight's game!

HM BRINGS STORMY WEATHER TO CHICAGO

But no amount of rain is enough to dampen spirits as the Blackhawks advance to the second round of the playoffs for the first time in 13 years!!

THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: ATTACK OF THE FALSE FACE FAMILY!

JOAN & MELISSA throw a hissy fit after Melisa is fired. But at least Joan has downgraded Annie from "Hilter" to just a "Nazi." For some reason, Joan doesn't have high regard for Playboy Playmates and Professional Poker Players.

Maybe plastic surgery has the same side-effects as steriods?:

http://blogs.courant.com/roger_catlin_tv_eye/2009/04/celebrity-apprentice-recap-mel.html

BEN GORDON TO HAVE MRI TODAY!!

Will he play in game #5?

NFL DRAFT AND MORE...

1. You are not in college anymore. Obviously there is a huge difference between college football and the NFL, but there is just something strange about Josh Freeman being a first round pick while Missouri's Chase Daniel is an undrafted free agent (signed by the Redskins).

2. The Evil Empire sweeps Yankees Nation. Hey, Yankees' fans how do you like Strike-out Swisher now!?

3. The Boston Massacre will be replayed on ESPN Classic this afternoon! (I think it's 5:00pm EST).

4. Speaking of the Celtics, Doc Rivers stated that "We must like Chicago. The pizza is freakin' good" How much Deep Dish Pizza did "Big Baby" eat this weekend?

5. NBA Playoff Scheduling?! Games 3 and 4 are in Chicago, so you have two off days in Chicago. But when you have to travel from Chicago to Boston for Game #5, there's only one day off?!

da Bulls! da Bulls!

BEARS DRAFT PICK JARRON GILBERT

CUBBIES LOSE 4th IN A ROW

PANIC IN WRIGLEYVILLE!

Milton Bradley blames the media.

NFL DRAFT UPDATE IV

K-Line's useless meaning less prediction:

Tampa pick QB Josh Freeman- bust!

NFL DRAFT UPDATE III

So, Washington doesn't get a qb in the first round. Does Jason Campbell demand a trade?

Alright, the Big Ten has now 2 picks.

Chris "Boomer" Berman is already irritating the hell out of me.

ESPN- stop trying to guess who is the next pick! "Oh, he's on the phone, he must be the next pick!" Stop that already!

NFL DRAFT UPDATE II

After 9 picks,

ACC-4

Big Ten- o

NFL DRAFT UPDATE

Working in my office, with the NFL Draft on in the background.

Kudos to Commissioner Goodell for reducing the time between picks. Now if he can considering move the Draft to sites other than New York, so that we don't have to see Jets fans overreacting to every pick!

Speaking of Jets' fans overreacting, calm down re Sanchez. Only played 1 years at USC. Will he be Carson Palmer, Matt Cassell or Matt Leinart?

Milton Bradley Don't Like the Media!

Just like former Pittsburgh Steeler Quarterback Mark Malone became known as the "Much Maligned Mark Malone" like looks like Milton Bradley will soon be commonly referred to as "$30 million rightfielder Milton Bradley" as in: "$30 million rightfielder Milton Bradley remained out of the starting line-up."

CRAPPY SPORTS DAY IN CHICAGO!

Barring an incredible comeback by the Bulls (at the end of the 3rd quarter: Celtics-83, Bulls-56), it's an O'er for Chicago sports teams.

Both Cubs and Sox lose big. Throw in the Blackhawks loss late last night, and it's a night that Chicago is "The Win-less City."

(If we are gonna brag when all four teams win, like we did on Saturday; then let's admit when we suck!)

MILTON BRADLEY OUT OF LINE-UP AGAIN!!

Not because of his .043 batting average, but because of his injury.

Okay, Lou, okay!

A MILTON BRADLEY SIGHTING AT WRIGLEY!

However, the search for his batting average continues.

(currently batting .050)

CUB FAN SEARCHING FOR MILTON BRADLEY?

Bradley once again missing from the starting line-up.

But, it's all good-they are still selling beer in the bleachers.

HEY NBA, WHAT'S WITH THE TWO OFF DAYS

between Game 2 and 3?

How long does it take to travel from Boston to Chicago?

Here's to making the postseason as long as the regular season!!

Weather Delayed & Postponed Several Games Tonight

But it's all good, my friends, it's all good!

Another rainy, gloomy day in Chicago

Hold out hope, soon enough the warm weather will be here.

And then,

I will be stuck in my office while the young ladies will be at the beach!

BEN GORDON'S 42 PTS NOT ENOUGH TO CARRY THE BULLS.

Oh well, maybe the Blackhawks can win tonight.

NOT TO GET "POLITICALLY CORRECT" ON YOU ALL BUT...

why is it okay for Joan Rivers to compare someone to Hitler? Is it because she's Jewish? What if a Gentile did the same thing?

http://www.gambling911.com/entertainment/rivers-apologizes-hitler-poker-pro-annie-duke-comparison-042009.html

0-16 Lions Break-out New Unis, New Logo

Maybe it was the unis.

Or maybe the Lion was just not fierce enough.

YES CUBBIES, IT IS POSSIBLE TO WIN A PLAYOFF GAME!

SATURDAY IN CHICAGO!

Bulls win playoff game.

Blackhawks win another playoff game.

White Sox win.

Cubs win

SATURDAY MATINEE: "THE DERRICK ROSE SHOW"

36 POINTS

11 ASSISTS and most importantly, a win over the Celtics.

I wonder if KG enjoyed the show?

MILTON BRADLEY TOSSED FROM GAME!

Faces Suspension! Shocked!

Damn- I had 10 games in the
"Bradley Ejected From Game Pool"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-17-cubs-milton-bradley-apr17,0,4364804.story

RANDOMS

1. John Madden retiring from the broadcast booth?

2. Word is that Michigan has offered Greg Paulus a football scholarship.

3. KG out for the entire playoffs?

4. Lisa Rinna in Playboy!

Michael Vick Reality Show?

http://www.kansascity.com/stargazing/story/1144093.html

Well, at least it would help fund his chapter 11 plan? Interesting? Slightly. But if we had more programs like they do on Italian TV, we certaintly would not need reality shows like this.

HONORING JACKIE ROBINSON

If you are watching baseball today, it might be tough to keep a scorecard, because everyone will be wearing # 42.

Greg Paulus?

http://deadspin.com/5213155/everybody-wants-greg-paulus

Isiah Thomas Sees if He Can Bankrupt Florida International University

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=ap-fiu-thomas&prov=ap&type=lgns

http://www.cbamuseum.com/cbaisiah.html

Scotty Pods is back !!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9455118/Source:-White-Sox-reach-deal-with-Podsednik

http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/04/pods_is_back_-_breaking_news.html

Another member of the 2005 World Series champs is back!

Well, it's just a minor league deal. But that's good enough for pics of Scotty's wife!

Mark "The Bird" Fidrych dead at 54

Unfortunately,there is little video of Fidrych pitching with the Tigers. Those of you too young to remember, well during his rookie season, he captivated a nation. And he looked just like the guy from "The Greatest American Hero."
He was an original character and for that one year, a great pitcher. In this day and age, he would have signed a huge contract after than first year and made a killing in endorsements. Sadly, not of that occurred for The Bird, as he made little money from baseball.

RIP, Mark Fidrych, RIP.

A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY

MARILYN CHAMBERS- RIP

http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-marilyn-chambers,0,2934276.story

I am sad.

ESPNChicago.com is here!

http://espn.go.com/chicago/index

VH1- Celebrity Rehab re Sexual Addiction!

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/celebrity_rehab/2009_Apr_09_sex_rehab_filming

I'm just wondering if you have a bunch of people who "claim" to be addicted to sex, do you put them all in a house to live together?! Hey I'm addicted to sex- put me in the house!!

Also it looks like Amber Smith may be addicted to Celebrity Rehab programs.

HEY KEN MACHA, BREW CREW!

You might wanna figure out how to pitch Soriano.

I'm just saying.

BASEBALL UPDATE

Kris Benson, pitching for the Rangers gave up 7 earned runs in 5 innings today against the Tigers. We thought we should get pictures of Anna Benson in before Kris loses his spot in the starting rotation.

MORE EASTER WISHES!

Getting Ready for Easter!

FOX SPORTS RANKS TOP COLLEGE HOOPS TEAMS OF THE DECADE

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/pgStory?contentId=9429954#sport=COLLEGE%20BASKETBALL&photo=9429944

ACC Haters, might want to turn away.

DICKIE V GIVES US HIS TOP 5 FOR 2010

Big Ten fans should be pleased.

TILA TEQUILA (RECENT PICS)

Thoughts? Hot or not?