Brandon Jennings Enters the NBA With Colorful Language

This will probably get pulled soon, but be forewarned if you are offended by the N word, the F word, "bitches" and pretty much every other profane word known to man.

"Hey Lou, Soto is a Pothead!!"

Lou last week:

"I couldn't tell you the difference between a steroid and a reefer."

Hey Lou:

Sosa- steroid
Soto- reefer

FARRAH, FARRAH, FARRAH!

Farrah Fawcett- rest in peace.

THE TITLED KILT- "IT'S GOOD!"

While HM is giving you reviews of movies like "The Proposal", the K-Line visited and evaluated "The Tilted Kilt."

My review- "I liked it!"

Ex- Player Kills High School Football Coach

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap-iowaschoolshooting&prov=ap&type=lgns

Just remember, guns don't kill people. People, or more specifically, ex-football players, kill people.

JOANNA KRUPA TELLING T.O. OFF ON THE SUPERSTARS

"Joanna is moving very well..."

No sh*t!

ABC BRINGS BACK "THE SUPERSTARS" TONIGHT

What's next-the return of Roller Derby?

ED MCMAHON- RIP

TILA TEQUILA-DAMN!

ANOTHER "CREATIVE" SHIRT OUTSIDE WRIGLEY!

Last year it was the "Horry Kow!" T-Shirt; this year it's the "Ozzie Mows Wrigley Field" shirt (apparently plagiarised from a St. Louis shirt "Zambrano Mows my lawn."). When I was outside Wrigley on Tuesday night, I asked a T-shirt vendor if he had any "World Series Champs" shirts. That did not go over too well.

THE IDIOT THAT IS SAMMY SOSA!

THE IDIOT THAT IS MILTON BRADLEY!

"I wasn't embarrassed," ... "I've done a whole lot of [other] things to be embarrassed about. The run was going to score and a fan got a souvenir. I just made a mistake. I guess I'll be in the bloopers"

Bradley also stated: "I give 250 % on the field."

250 is better than Bradley's current batting average.

Nice use of $30 million, Mr. Hendry!

Pens lead with Red Wings!!

With less than 15 minutes left in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Pittsburgh is about to officially replace Boston as "Titletown!!"

So shut your eff-ing mouths Boston sports fans!

TIME TO ROOT FOR THE CUBS...

and extra innings, a Lou Pinella blow-up, a Zambrano "hissy fit", a Milton Bradley tirade; but, most importantly- cold beer, warm weather and hot chicks!!

Baseball!

BYE, BYE TIM FLOYD

EX-BEAR ROLAND HARPER AVOIDS PRISON

Roland Harper, Robin to Walter Payton's Batman, side-steps prison but is still penalized to probation for his involvement in a fraud.



http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1613831,roland-harper-bears-sentenced-060909.article

THANKS TO RKG FOR THIS ONE

BTW, just a reminder that Cubs' Fans and South-Siders make strange bedfellows this weekend as the Cubs welcome the Twins to Wrigley.

BASEBALL IS A FUNNY GAME!

Last night, the White Sox have 0-5 Contreras, just up from the minors, on the mound. And what does he do? Eight innings of 1 hit ball!

Amazing.

OKAY, IT''S ATLANTA IN THE NATIONAL LEAGUE!

(See prior post)

HELP ME ADOPT ANOTHER BASEBALL TEAM!

With the White Sox sucking, the K-Line needs to adopt another MLB team to root for and follow this season. Now, it won't be another AL Central team or the Cubbies, so don't go there.

Right now I am thinking the Yankees (because the Red Sox have become the new evil empire- look at what that bad, bad Red Sox fan is doing to that poor girl, just because she roots for the Yankees!!). And it the NL, I'm thinking the Atlanta Braves, although I do enjoy rooting for the Cards, Brewers, Reds and even the Astros when they play a certain opponent!

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS NOT FROM A WNBA GAME.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?

Former Cubs' "great" (I couldn't help myself on that on) announces his retirement form baseball and states:

"I will calmly wait for my induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Don't I have the numbers to be inducted?"

It is gonna be a long, long, long wait.

WHITE SOX TO CALL-UP #1 PICK, GORDON BECKHAM!

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4229305

...and say "good-bye" to Wilson "So Far I Have Sucked" Betemit!

GOOD THINGS OR MAYBE BAD NEWS COMES IN THREE

What happened to the Cubs yesterday?

1. Zambrano, in the midst of a 6 game suspension, misses the team plane. GREAT TEAM PLAYER, Z!

2. Cubs' bullpen blows a 5 run lead. Okay, Marmol didn't look good, but Gregg looked awful in the ninth! Cubs' fans already impatient with a Wood-less bullpen move into full panic mode.

3. Surprise, surprise- Milton Bradley leaves the game with an injury!!

So, sometimes, Good news comes in threes or Bad news comes in threes. It is all a matter of perspective.