Happy 1 day birthday to future Illini linebacker, "Baby OC." When you clock in at 8 lbs 12 ozs, you are probably not looking at a QB, but who knows with this kid's boodlines! Here's hoping that Baby OC shuns away from daddy's Illini roots or grandpa's Irish ties. Hopefully he will listen to Uncle K and consider DUKE, or a fine Jesuit institution like Loyola or even mom's relatively unknown Jesuit college, G-Town. In all seriousness, congrats to Mom and Dad OC!

Chicago Bulls- let's look at the bright side! With the next two games at the United Center, the Zebras should be kind.

Bulls spanked AGAIN by Pistons! It looks like the Bulls are in need of some divine, heavenly intervention.

Home court in the next two games do not appear to be enough to get the Baby Bulls on track. Hopefully, I'm wrong.

Duke Ranked As Top Men’s Basketball Program Of The Last 10 Years
Hey, Duke Haters, another reason to hate Duke- according to ESPN.com, the best men's college basketball program of the last ten years is Duke! Glad to see that Greg Paulus, Josh McRoberts and the mess of this past season didn't hurt DUKE in this ranking!
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=2862455

Whenever I think of Roger Clemons, I think of K's. All his strikeout plus all his kids having first names startign with the letter "K", i.e., Kory, Koby, Kacy, Kody. As a result I think of KK- Karolina Kurkova!!! Dang, at least there is somethign good about the Rocket's return.

COLLEGE LACROSSE!
Since most of you are avid fans of college lacrosse, you probably already now this, but one year after Duke's Lacrosse season was cancelled, the Blue Devils are the # 1 seed in the upcoming NCAA Tournament.

2007 NCAA Tournament
First Round -- Saturday, May 12
Providence at (1) Duke, 12 noon
Towson at (4) Cornell, 2:30 pm
Navy at (8) North Carolina, 5 pm
Notre Dame at (3) Johns Hopkins, 7:30 pm

First Round -- Sunday, May 13
Princeton at (6) Georgetown, 12 noon
Loyola at (5) Albany, 2:30 pm
Delaware at (2) Virginia, 5 pm
UMBC at (7) Maryland, 7:30 pm

Quarterfinals
at Princeton, N.J. - Saturday, May 19
Cornell-Towson winner vs. Albany-Loyola winner
Johns Hopkins-Notre Dame winner vs. Georgetown-Princeton winner

at Annapolis, Md. - Sunday, May 20
Duke-Providence winner vs. North Carolina-Navy winner
Virginia-Delaware winner vs. Maryland-UMBC winner

Semifinals
at Baltimore, Md. (M&T Bank Stadium) - Saturday, May 26; 12 Noon & 2:30 pm

Championship
at Baltimore, Md. (M&T Bank Stadium) - Monday, May 28; 1 pm

You may want to pick up the June 2007 issue of GQ.

I'm just saying.

From the Sporting News: "22 Reasons Why I Hope Roger Clemons is a Flop"
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=203966

More baseball. Granted, he is the best pitcher of this generation but You have to be sick of Roger Clemons by now. Here's hoping that Clemons has a sub .500 season for the Yankees.

Chicago White Sox! Angles' fans- classy move in giving Darren Erstad a standing ovation in his first return at bat (hear that Cleveland Indians' fans!), Angels fans-stupid move in booing A.J. before his pinch hit at bat on Sunday. Here's a guy who thrives on being hated (just ask Cubs' fans!), who gets energized by the boos!! You would have been better off cheering him. Instead you boo and he hits a 2 run homer to tie the game and then he wins the game in the 10th.

JESSIC BIEL!

Gentlemen, time to borrow your wives/girlfriends/mistress/significant other's copy of Elle magazine!!

Thank you, Michael Vick, for staying in constant trouble and in the public eye.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2859561
That gives me a good reason to post this wonderful picture!! You, dawg, you!

Sopranos!

Poor AJ! What is he gonna do without this in his life? Maybe Tony can take him to the Bing? Maybe Dad can teach him to gamble away all his Pizza money?!

Alright Boston fans- so the two biggest sports stories out of Bostan the last two weeks are Schilling's bloody sock and Brady in a Yankees' cap!!

Please! Stop embarrassing yourselves! You won a World Series more recnetly than the Yankees and the Cubs! Tom Brady has won 3 Super Bowls and he bangs hot chicks! He can wear whatever the F he wants!

I'm heading to the airport today (international terminal!) According to AS, I should see plenty of women that look better than this. I will report back,

How about some love for the FIRST PLACE Milwaukee Brewers!!!!

If I'm correct, the Brew Crew has the best record in baseball!

SOX lose 4th straight game and dip under .500!

The White Sox have decided to revert back to the hitless wonders of '67! The team batting average in'67 was .225! But I am going to stay positive, it is still early in the season, the Bulls are still in the playoffs and the Bears drafted Rappin' Greg Olsen!!!

NFLPA Countersues Current and Former Players.

How proud NFL players must be of their union! You sue the union, the union will sue you right back!!
http://www.fannation.com/articles/show/956740

K is all smiles today!
Sorry I missed this story earlier, but it appears that blowhard know-it-all ex-Minnesota Vikings no-talent QB Sean Salisbury is slowly and surely being pushed off of Chicago radio!!
http://stations.espn.go.com/stations/espnradio1000/story?id=pressrelease070427

Blog Recommendation!

Any site that uses "Brady Quin" and "Douche Baggery" in the same sentence is alright with me!
http://straightbangin.blogspot.com/