CRAZY MORNING ALREADY!!!

1. JUNIOR COMING TO CHICAGO-THE SOUTHSIDE!?
Looks like the ChiSox have traded for Ken Griffey Junior. Will he approve the trade? Where will he play? Will he accept a reduced role for a chance at the postseason? What are the Sox giving up? Is Kenny Williams done (Hudson Street?)?
2. RED SOX DUMPING MANNY?
REPORTS ARE THAT NOT ONLY WILL THE RED SOX TRADE MANNY BUT THEY WILL PAY HIS ENTIRE SALARY!?
3, BRETT FAVRE- OF COURSE FAVRE MUST REMAIN IN THE MEDIA SPOTLIGHT!!!
REPORTS THAT GREEN BAY OFFER FAVRE $20 MILLION NOT TO PLAY!?!!!
WHAT ABOUT THIS- GREEN BAY CONSIDER TRADING FAVRE TO VIKINGS OR BEARS!!!

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN 2 WEEKS. THE LA ANGELS TAKE A THREE GAME SWEEP FROM THE BOSOX.

The great Boston Press repeats that they are not concerned about the Angels in October. They are a little more concerned about Manny, Tampa and the trade-happy Yankees right now- and just making it to October!

ANDY, TIME FOR YOU TO REALLY FOCUS ON BASEBALL!

http://www.mlive.com/newsflash/michigan/index.ssf?/base/sports-29/1217470143242080.xml&storylist=newsmichigan

TILA TEQUILA

Trying to decide on this one- is she hot or not?

2008 AL CHAMPS-LA ANGELS OF ANAHEIM CALIFORNIA, GOLDEN STATE, WEST COAST?

The team with the best record in baseball doesn't stand pat on the eve of the trading deadline-acquiring 1B Mark Teixeira from the Braves.

Boston Globe's Dan Shaugnessy not impressed.

MORE HOTTIES AT COMIC-CON!

Forget Vegas, next year I'm going to Comic-con. If Carmen Electra and Kim Kardasian were not enough for the geeks, Stacy Keibler was another attendee! Also in atendance elizabeth banks and Traci Lords.

"Victory!"

CARMEN ELECTRA IS A VERY GOOD PERSON

Next time you have something bad to say about Carmen Electra- keep the following in mind.

Carmen & Kim Kardasian recently appeared at Comic-Con, giving numerous nerds the thrill of a life-time.

If that's not enough- one of the K-Line's favorites, Jennifer Ellison recently stated that: She would like to mud-wrestle Carmen Electra!
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/267872/jennifer-ellison-i-d-like-to-mud-wrestle-carmen-electra/1/

We need more giving, caring, good people in this world.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gUD_b69UjjZTxV6vzf6Di375JuFgD925TT8G0

BEARS CONTINUE TO THROW MONEY AROUND - SIGN HESTER TO A FOUR YEAR CONTRACT

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/cs-080727-devin-hester-chicago-bears-contract,1,3720532.story

GUESS WHAT?

1. Guess which Chicago baseball team has the better winning percentage?

2. Guess which team is tied with the Cubs for the lead in the NL Central?

This could get real interesting!

But, there is still a long way to go!

FISH OWN CUBS!

MARLINS 3 - CUBS 2 (AGAIN!)

Maybe it's all Bartman's fault!?

BOTH SIDES OF TOWN WERE SHORT-HANDED IN THE BULLPEN ON FRIDAY. The White Sox were able to overcome this problem, the Cubs were not. For the second game in a row, the Sox overcome major deficits with late home runs- beating the Tigers in Detroit. The Cubs at home, fell 3-2 to the Marlins when a over-used bullpen sans Wood received a very un-Wrigley-like lack of offensive power.

Overheard a the Cubs' game yesterday- Seating behind a father with his son (about 7 years old). Father tells son: "That's Dan Ugga. He lost the All-Star for us. It's because of him that we won't have game 7 of the World Series here (Wrigley)" Gee.

FRIDAY PLANS-
It will be a crazy morning in the office. But hopefully I can get out in time for beers in Wrigley (Go FISH!). Then tonight, of course watching the Sox game- but at some point this weekend, in honor of the Brett Favre to Tampa Bay rumors, I got to watch "Tampa Bay Cheerleaders: Making the Team" on the NFL Network!

BREAKING NEWS

1. Devin Hester reports to Bears' training camp.

2. Anna Kounikova is still hot as sh*t

BREAKING NEWS!

1. Cubs place Kerry Wood on the DL (just as I and the Chicago media predicted pre-season!!)

2. These women are not bad looking!

WHY ISN'T KERRY WOOD ON THE DL?
He hasn't pitched since July 11th and today he going to see a hand expert- because he couldn't throw his fastball in the bullpen!!!!!
Are the Cubs' that concerned that every Chicago sportwriter predicted that Wood would end up on the DL at some point this season and the Cubs don't want to prove them right?!
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080723&content_id=3184490&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

I WAS GOING TO POST A VERY INSIGHTFUL POST ABOUT WHY THE CUBS ARE AWFUL ON THE ROAD, BUT I CHANGED MY MIND.

HM DOES KNOW HOW THE CUBS COULD COLLAPSE; WELL MAYBE THE CUBS ARE CURSED?

http://www.cubbiesbaseball.com/goats.htm

CUBS LOSE AGAIN!!

BREW CREW ONE GAME BACK (WITH CC PITCHING TOMORROW)

Lou cancelled batting practice- didn't work.

Tomorrow Lou considers new strategy-cancelling game.

Good luck with that!

THE BATMAN ARRESTED!

The only bit of bad news related to "The Dark Knight"!

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_CHRISTIAN_BALE?SITE=WBBMAM&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

WE INTERRUPT THIS BRET FAVRE MOMENT TO INFORM YOU THAT THE BEARS HAVE SIGNED BRIAN URLACHER TO A NEW CONTRACT!

URLACHER- HAPPY! HIS BABIES' MOMMAS AND THEIR ATTORNEYS- HAPPY TOO!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3499320