Scotty Pods is back!!!!

http://espn.go.com/chicago/story?id=4115973

I have no idea if he can hit above the "Milton Bradley Line" (half the Mendoza Line).

I have no idea if he can stay healthier than Milton Bradley.

I have no idea if he can steal a base on AJ Pierzynski (Okay, that I am SURE he can do!)

But I have a damn good idea as to how much we enjoy pics of Ms. Scotty Pods!!

Bobby Knight BobsBlitz NSFW

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/04/video-espns-bobby-knight-upholds-that.html

Briefly....

1. I have delivered HM back on his way to his friends and family in Minnesota. Please take care of him until his next visit to Chicago or, dare I, until I visit the Twin Cities (only half as much fun as the Quad Cities?!).

2. So it has started already, rumors of Bret Favre going to the Vikings!! And I thought the "where will Greg Paulus play next year" stories were getting annoying (BTW, looks like Syracuse football for Paulus).

3. It looks like Milton Bradley has gotten his batting average all the way up to .100!! Watch out.

HATE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD!

PICTURE: CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT RONDO WAS GOING FOR THE BALL!!

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/celtics/view.bg?articleid=1168833&srvc=sports&position=0

TED LILLY STILL CAN'T PITCH IN ARIZONA

Rumors of Milton Bradley in the starting line-up for tonight's game!

HM BRINGS STORMY WEATHER TO CHICAGO

But no amount of rain is enough to dampen spirits as the Blackhawks advance to the second round of the playoffs for the first time in 13 years!!

THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: ATTACK OF THE FALSE FACE FAMILY!

JOAN & MELISSA throw a hissy fit after Melisa is fired. But at least Joan has downgraded Annie from "Hilter" to just a "Nazi." For some reason, Joan doesn't have high regard for Playboy Playmates and Professional Poker Players.

Maybe plastic surgery has the same side-effects as steriods?:

http://blogs.courant.com/roger_catlin_tv_eye/2009/04/celebrity-apprentice-recap-mel.html

BEN GORDON TO HAVE MRI TODAY!!

Will he play in game #5?

NFL DRAFT AND MORE...

1. You are not in college anymore. Obviously there is a huge difference between college football and the NFL, but there is just something strange about Josh Freeman being a first round pick while Missouri's Chase Daniel is an undrafted free agent (signed by the Redskins).

2. The Evil Empire sweeps Yankees Nation. Hey, Yankees' fans how do you like Strike-out Swisher now!?

3. The Boston Massacre will be replayed on ESPN Classic this afternoon! (I think it's 5:00pm EST).

4. Speaking of the Celtics, Doc Rivers stated that "We must like Chicago. The pizza is freakin' good" How much Deep Dish Pizza did "Big Baby" eat this weekend?

5. NBA Playoff Scheduling?! Games 3 and 4 are in Chicago, so you have two off days in Chicago. But when you have to travel from Chicago to Boston for Game #5, there's only one day off?!

da Bulls! da Bulls!

BEARS DRAFT PICK JARRON GILBERT

CUBBIES LOSE 4th IN A ROW

PANIC IN WRIGLEYVILLE!

Milton Bradley blames the media.

NFL DRAFT UPDATE IV

K-Line's useless meaning less prediction:

Tampa pick QB Josh Freeman- bust!

NFL DRAFT UPDATE III

So, Washington doesn't get a qb in the first round. Does Jason Campbell demand a trade?

Alright, the Big Ten has now 2 picks.

Chris "Boomer" Berman is already irritating the hell out of me.

ESPN- stop trying to guess who is the next pick! "Oh, he's on the phone, he must be the next pick!" Stop that already!

NFL DRAFT UPDATE II

After 9 picks,

ACC-4

Big Ten- o

NFL DRAFT UPDATE

Working in my office, with the NFL Draft on in the background.

Kudos to Commissioner Goodell for reducing the time between picks. Now if he can considering move the Draft to sites other than New York, so that we don't have to see Jets fans overreacting to every pick!

Speaking of Jets' fans overreacting, calm down re Sanchez. Only played 1 years at USC. Will he be Carson Palmer, Matt Cassell or Matt Leinart?

Milton Bradley Don't Like the Media!

Just like former Pittsburgh Steeler Quarterback Mark Malone became known as the "Much Maligned Mark Malone" like looks like Milton Bradley will soon be commonly referred to as "$30 million rightfielder Milton Bradley" as in: "$30 million rightfielder Milton Bradley remained out of the starting line-up."

CRAPPY SPORTS DAY IN CHICAGO!

Barring an incredible comeback by the Bulls (at the end of the 3rd quarter: Celtics-83, Bulls-56), it's an O'er for Chicago sports teams.

Both Cubs and Sox lose big. Throw in the Blackhawks loss late last night, and it's a night that Chicago is "The Win-less City."

(If we are gonna brag when all four teams win, like we did on Saturday; then let's admit when we suck!)

MILTON BRADLEY OUT OF LINE-UP AGAIN!!

Not because of his .043 batting average, but because of his injury.

Okay, Lou, okay!

A MILTON BRADLEY SIGHTING AT WRIGLEY!

However, the search for his batting average continues.

(currently batting .050)