Once again, Chicagoans have reason to be proud!
When it comes to washing our hands after going to the bathroom- we're No. #1!! I guess a better question is, who gets a job as a researcher who sits in a public restroom to spy on people to see if they wash their hands!!?
Parents: "We are so proud of our son, he's a scientist!" Neighbors : "Wow! What kind of research does he does" Parents "Well, he spies on people in public rest rooms." Neighbors: "You must be so proud!"
Based on my only trip to Soldier Field, I gather that Bears fans constitute the unkempt 19% of Chicagoans who decline to wash.
ReplyDeleteThey say five one out of every five men's hands you shake has been unwashed after masturbating.
ReplyDeleteBut clearly not in chicago!!! Props to the windy city!
***ONE out of every five...
ReplyDeleteAl- Wrigley is worst than Soldier. Word of advice, if you ever go to Wrigley (and even as a Southside, I recommend that everyone should visit Wrigley at least once), don't shake hands with anyone you meet at Wrigley!
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