ZAMBRANO GOES CRAZY- AGAIN!!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-28-cubs-britemay28,0,2026219.story

WORSE THAN DENISE RICHARDS!

"DETROIT SUCKS" "DETROIT SUCKS"

Will be heading over to the UC in about an hour for Game #3, and getting prepared to hear those two words constantly over the next three hours!

2 Girls 1 Sub

PEAVY RESPONDS "NO" TO WHITE SOX TRADE!!

http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/05/peavy_deal_is_dead.html

I guess that's what the "no trade" clause is for; Peavy obviously wants to stay in the NL, where he can keep he ERA down.

The Bears benefited from a selfish athlete; the White Sox did not. May still end up with the Cubs.

Here's hoping he gets rocked in his next outing. (But, since his next start is against the Cubs.....)

TWINS- TWO TDs and FIELD GOAL THUS FAR

Lead ChiSox 17-0 right now. Further proof that we need Jake Peavy!

C'mon, Jake, you can join Jay Cutler on the Chicago bar scene.

As I was typing this, Twins add another field goal!

20-0!

CUB HATERS AROUND THE WORLD WELCOME BACK CHRIS CARPENTER

SI COVER JINX?

...and why didn't LeBron take the last shot for the Cavs?

TRADE RUMORS: JAKE PEAVY TO THE WHITE SOX!

I just don't see the Sox giving up top prospect Gordon Beckham for Peavy.

Cubs' fans would be furious over this one!

JENNIFER CONNELLY AT HER BEST

CLIPPERS WIN DRAFT LOTTERY

BLAKE GRIFFIN begs for permission to return to college.

KENTUCKY GETS ANOTHER STUD RECRUIT!

Calipari continues to reap huge benefits for the Wildcat faithful, getting the top unsigned recruit, point guard John Wall. While no the best recruiting class of all time, certainly the top recruiting class of the year!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4178271

NBA DRAFT LOTTERY TONIGHT!!!

GOOD LUCK to my Minnesota readers and the T-Wolves in tonight's NBA Draft lottery!!

(Now if they can just decide on a coach and GM!)

WARNING: THREESOMES MAY HARM YOUR ATHLETIC ENDEAVORS

Mike Phelps loses second swim meet since return from suspension. Then again, maybe it's not right to blame the sacred "threesome", but instead focus on the aftereffects of the evil weed.

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap-phelpsreturns&prov=ap&type=lgns

Jon Gruden Replaces Tony on MNF!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4174469

CUBS' FAN THROWS BACK PUDGE'S 300th HOME RUN

Unless this dude was able to magically switch Pudge's homerun ball with another ball- stupid move by this guy.

STAN VAN GUNDY GETS TO KEEP HIS JOB....

for now, at least. Barkley thinks the Magic will beat the Cavs (sorry, Whitey!)

SAD NEWS: FORMER COLLEGE B-BALL GREAT WAYMAN TISDALE HAS DIED FROM CANCER

He was a three-time All-American at Oklahoma.

He was pretty good (but not great) as a pro. Then became a jazz musician.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2009/05/wayman-tisdale-dies-from-cancer-at-44.html

PAULUS TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR SYRACUSE!

http://www.nunesmagician.com/2009/5/14/874839/greg-paulus-to-transfer-to-syracuse

STAN THE MAN? NOT QUITE

So if the Magic loses to the Celtics, how long will it take for the Magic to fire Stan Van Gundy?

Coco: Hot or Not?

An entire magazine dedicated to Coco!?!!!!

"Here come the Hawks, the Mighty Blackhawks...."

Manny, Manny, Manny....

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4148907

Scott Bor-ass is stating that the suspension was not for a steroid. We shall see.

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/05/manny-ramirez-tries-to-dodge-50-game.html

BFTV UPDATE!

Possible breakfast choices for "Brett & Brad" (doesn't that sound cute) in Hattiesburg!

http://www.hattiesburg.org/cgi-bin/data/eat_search.pl?search=dining_on&search=american_on

No word on whether or not John Madden was invited.

ZACK GRIENKE- STUD PITCHER, HOT GIRLFRIEND

BF and Brad Childress Sleep-over in Hattiesburg, Mississippi!

According to Yahoo! Travel, the top thing to do in Hattiesburg, Mississippi is to visit the Mississippi Armed Forces Museum!!

Sadly, it wasn't Ashley Judd

Walking back from court this afternoon, I overhear the following.

"They may have the best recruiting class in history. It is already the #1 college basketball class for next year, and if they get John Wall, the #1 point guard and all indications are they will, then it will be the #1 calls in college basketball history. This Calipari guy is amazing!! I sign-up on Twitter, so now I get updates from him all the time."

Apparently this dude didn't care about John Wall's arrest for breaking and entering.

Nothing New on BF, so.....

1. I got to tell you, this is not how Wolverine looked in the version of the movie that I saw.

2. Evil Empire Nation stop bragging about another win over the Yankees. Play and beat a real team like the Tampa Bay Rays or Toronto, and then you can brag!

3. Milton Bradley's average up to .128!!

BFTV 24/7

BRETT FAVRE TV 24/7!!!

Stay tuned for your minute on minute updates on the ONLY player that matters in the NFL, whether or not he actually is in the NFL!

BTW, is Brett Favre on Twitter or does he just text Trent Dilfer? If he is on Twitter:

8:40am- Going fishing, still hate the Packers' management. I ain't coming back.

8:46am- Caught a fish. I'm Brett Favre, I can still play football. Vikings? Cool, b/c I still hate Packers' management.

11:45am- Look at me, I'm Brett Favre. Maybe I can get Brad Childress fired. That way New York Jets' fans and Minnesota fans will both love me.

1:34pm- That Curt Schilling sure is a media whore. Can't he just go away and stay out of the spotlight?!!

1:45pm-Vikings? Vicodin!! Cool.

HIGHLY Recruited G John Wall in trouble...

charged with misdemeanor breaking and entering!!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP! CLASSIC

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/05/sarah-washington-capitals-ice-girl.htm

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/05/sarah-washington-capitals-ice-girl.html

DANNY GANS- RIP

When people ask why I became a lawyer, I often respond "Because I have no talent." C'mon, if I could play the guitar, sing, act or play professional sports, I would do that. Therefore I am always in awe when I see people whom I truly believe are talented. Well, about 8 years I was with a buddy in Vegas and since neither of us are big gamblers and there are only so many times you can hit the strip clubs (seriously), we decided to go see Danny Gans, then at the Mirage (where as an aside, I had the biggest Vodka Tonic of my life, served in a plastic cup the size of a "Big Gulp"). Well suffice it to say, I was in awe of this guy's talent. Young or old, there is no way you could leave this show and not be impressed with this guy's talents. It is sad that some will never see him perform. A former minor league ballplayer, he was in the movie "Bull Durham."

DANNY GANS-RIP

DENISE CAN BE ADDED TO THIS LIST

I was at the Ozzy game!

BACK WHEN WE STILL LOVED DENISE RICHARDS!

Not the famous three-some scene, which is probably NSFW.

EVEN AS A WHITE SOX FAN, I AM EMBARRASSED BY THIS!

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/05/video-denise-richards-sings-at-cubs.html

I will try to find a video of Denise in "Wild Things" to embed, just to clean the pallet.

A-ROD, A-FRAUD: or. TOTAL FRAUD?

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/04/selena-roberts-rod-book-close-to.html

WOW! TRIPLE OVERTIME!?

WOW! Lacking HM's eloquence, I am not sure where to start, but here goes:

1. Did Rando's "Non-flagrant" foul awake a sleeping giant (Brad Miller)?! Brad Miller may never have another game like yesterday's and that includes pick-up games with his kids.

2. Rando is officially Public Enemy #1 in Chicago. I prefer to simply refer to him as "douche-bag".

3. Joakim Noah "posterizing" Paul Pierce!! Are you kidding me!?

4. Greatest First Round Series ever? Certainly, the most exciting First Round Series, correct?! Vinny's response in the post game news conference: "Best Series I ever coached in!"