SI SWIMSUIT MODEL TO MARRY ANDY!!!

Unfortuantely, it's not ThePutdown's Andy, but Andy Roddick. That's got to put her in the Top Ten for the Revised List of Top Sports Wives/Girlfriends!

http://www.cameltap.com/?p=2796

THE FUTURE KIM BUSH?

Looks like Kim will have to be added to the revised "Top Twenty Sports Wives/Girlfriends List"

HER NAME IS SIOBHAN PAREKH AND SHE IS DATING TENNIS PLAYER MARK

PHILIPOUSSIS (WHOM I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE IF HE WALKED INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BUT APPARENTLY THE LADIES WOULD, AS THIS DUDE'S LOVE LIFE IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS!!) I'm just guessing, but it would appear that this young lady would have to be included in the updated "Top Twenty Sports Wives/ Girlfriends!"

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES- Just found out about this one yesterday, while listening to sports radio, and defintely need to keep in mind when we update/revise the Top Twenty list (maybe sometime in February). Kansas City pitcher, Brett Tomko is married to Playboy playmate, Julia Schultz.

Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima!!!!

When I did my list of Top Twenty Sports Wives/Girlfriends, the #2 position held by Elsa Benitez had to be vacated, when I learned that Rony Seikaly and Elsa were divorced (Rony, how could you screw that up?- easily your greatest accomplishment in life!). Well, it looks like we have a worthy replacement!

A Couple of new ones of Ms. Adam Archuleta- #3 on the list of Top Twenty Sports Wives/Significant Others!

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:
Without further delay, Tom Brady's Main Squeeze,

#1. Giselle Bundchen: She's Giselle "F-ing" Bundchen!! Rolling Stone Magazine called her the most beautiful woman in the world. Hey, that might be a reach (she is one of the richest supermodels in the world- so huge bonus points there!), and if I was doing a list of top Victoria's Secret Models, she would probably be no higher than #3, but none of those models are dating any athletes, as far as I know. Tom Brady- how much can you envy one guy!!!

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:

#2- Title Vacated: Elsa Benitez- When she appeared on the cover of 2001 SI Swimsuit Edition, I am sure you had the same reaction that I did. "She's married to Rony Seikaly!!? Rony Seikaly!!" Well, according to Wikipedia, this Mexican Supermodel is no longer Ms. Rony Seikaly. That means that she will have to be replaced on this list- but until then enjoy the pictures.

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:
#2- Title Vacated
Just like Floyd Landis has given up his 2006 Tour de France title, and UMass has been forced to vacate its 1996 Final Four Appearance, the #2 spot on my list of top twenty sports wives/significant others has been vacated. But unlike Floyd Landis, her title was not vacated because of her improper testerone ratios (at least as far as I know), but instead my poor research ( if I was HM, I would state that I was "mislead"!). When I prepared my list, I falsely assumed that she was still married to an athlete. Further research has shown that she is indeed divorced from this athlete and therefor no longer eligible for this list. Who was she? Well, if you ask nicely, I may just tell you!

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:

3. Jennifer Walcott aka "Ms Adam Archuleta"- Chicago Bear Adam Archuleta had a pretty bad game on Sunday Night. But at least, he doesn't have to suffer at home alone- instead he gets to come home to this!!!!!! According to Wikipedia, they are married. Other reports simply have them dating/living together.

If these pictures alone are not enough to convince you that Jennifer belongs high on this list then check out her official website, where she answer the following question: Q. Have you ever thought about kissing another woman? A. Well, I think that every woman has thought about it at least once! She has got the stats: Playmate of the Month in August 2001. Her buddign acting career includes, American Pie: Band Camp.

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:

4. Carmella DeCesare: Before I continue with the top 5, let me say that I think the top 5 is very close and anyone in the top 5, top 6 for that matter (Scotty Pods has got a very hot wife!), could be #1 and Andy probably wouldn't mind #7 as the top draft choice!

Anyway, #4 is the wife of current Tampa Bay QB (former Cleveland Browns'- what is it about Cleveland QBs?!) Jeff Garcia. While there are rumors about Jeff Garcia hitting from the other side of the plate, the better rumor is that Playmates Carmella DeCesare and Heather Kozar got into a cat-fight over Garcia!!!

Former Playmate of the Year in 2004- she certainly got the stats. She edges out Heather Kozar just barely because she's younger and she looks nastier- and that's a good thing!! Here's more stats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmella_DeCesare

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THE TOP FIVE!

5. HEATHER KOZAR:

To make the top five, you got have "stats" and Heather Kozar, Ms. Tim Couch, certaintly does. Another Barker Beauty on this list, Heather was Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 1999 and was the St. Pauli Girl in 2002! Now if she could only explain her choice of husbands- draft bust Tim Couch.

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS:

#6: Lisa Dergan Podsednik-

I'm pretty sure that Scot Podsednik will not be with the White Sox next year. So unless Pods somehow ends up on the North Side, Chicago will lose the beauty that is Lisa Dergan. Dergan is another former Playboy Playmate, as well as a former St. Pauli girl!!!

We'll save the top five for next week.