The only people in the Dome that day were Iowans. We'll admit no wrongdoing in this matter except, perhaps, our having offered a woeful lack of support to the local college squad.
This is a story just BEGGING for pictures of the participants. You have a 38 year old woman from Iowa (odds of her being hot are pretty low).
But by contrast you have a 26 year old guy from Minneapolis who has a girlfriend and who also managed to bang a woman in a bathroom stall during a football game. So if the guy has a girlfriend he probably doesn't need to go bottom feeding.
Pictures are badly needed.
I like how the Iowa attorney wants her to fight the citation..........because she was drunk. Um, OK. So instead of paying like a $200 fine and moving along with your life you are gonna spend $3,000 on an attorney and basically imply that you were raped? But it isn't a rape prosecution, so shield laws don't apply, so you open the door for thousands of questions about what exactly happened here? And how much bathroom sex you generally have? Nice legal advice.
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The only people in the Dome that day were Iowans. We'll admit no wrongdoing in this matter except, perhaps, our having offered a woeful lack of support to the local college squad.
It must have been both awkward and entertaining to be in that bathroom. What's with Minnesota and public bathrooms?
Badger
This is a story just BEGGING for pictures of the participants. You have a 38 year old woman from Iowa (odds of her being hot are pretty low).
But by contrast you have a 26 year old guy from Minneapolis who has a girlfriend and who also managed to bang a woman in a bathroom stall during a football game. So if the guy has a girlfriend he probably doesn't need to go bottom feeding.
Pictures are badly needed.
I like how the Iowa attorney wants her to fight the citation..........because she was drunk. Um, OK. So instead of paying like a $200 fine and moving along with your life you are gonna spend $3,000 on an attorney and basically imply that you were raped? But it isn't a rape prosecution, so shield laws don't apply, so you open the door for thousands of questions about what exactly happened here? And how much bathroom sex you generally have? Nice legal advice.
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