HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE VERY UNDERRATED CINDY AMBUEHL.

"And you call THAT the tractor story!"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0024484/

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
Not this again- Brett Favre has not decided if he will retire!? Sound familiar! Well check out the story from 2 years ago when Brett stated he was leaning towards retirement!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2311729

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3222839

'72 Dolphins- Just Shut up!!

Everytime I think I will be rooting agaisnt the Pats on Sunday ( sick of Boston sports and Boston sports fans, Junior Seau turning into a total blow-hard this season and the NFL's dirtest player-Rodney Harrison), the '72 Dolphins magically appear. Here's the latest from Mercury Morris, which I got from Foxsports.com:

The latest silly salvo directed at the undefeated New England Patriots comes from Mercury Morris, now 61, who went on the radio the other day and spoke his apparently deteriorating mind. "They win on February 3, and they're the second-best team in the history of the NFL," said Morris. "We're the first team. ... If they win, they're going to be the second team."

61 is too young to have dementia.

THE AL CENTRAL WISHES SANTANA ALL THE BEST!

USA Today is reporting that the Twins have traded Santana to the Mets.

TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES- Just found out about this one yesterday, while listening to sports radio, and defintely need to keep in mind when we update/revise the Top Twenty list (maybe sometime in February). Kansas City pitcher, Brett Tomko is married to Playboy playmate, Julia Schultz.

AL DAVIS TELLS LANE KIFFIN TO RETIRE!!

Believe it or not, there was a time when Al Davis was considered a genius in football. Aging veterans wanted to play for the Raiders. Jim Plunkett was a bust in New England and San Fran. He goes to Oakland and Al Davis turns him into a two time Super Bowl winner. Well, those days are long gone. Now Davis wants Kiffin to resign and it is believed he wants to replace him with Dennis Green!!! This is just sad. Al, just look in the mirroe and tell yourself to retire. THen maybe, the Raiders could "Just win, baby!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3214665

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE PLANS TO MAKE "FANTASTIC FOUR 3"!! OKAY, THE FIRST TWO SUCKED, BUT THE THIRD MOVIE IN A SERIES IS USUALLY DAMN GOOD (HA!) SO THERE IS SOME HOPE!!

MORE JUMPING ON THE GIANTS' BANDWAGON

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=341434

CELTICS LOSE TO RAPTORS.

Four more losses by the Celts and MJ, Scottie, Rodman, Longley, Kukoc, Harper, Kerr, Randy Brown, et al will pop open their champaign bottles!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=280123002

RADIO STATION CANCELS "WIN A DATE WITH DREW PETERSON"

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/drew.peterson.date.2.636218.html

Steve Dahl should feel free to replace this segment with "Win A Date with the K or UIC Badger!"

WIN A DATE WITH DREW PETERSON!!

If there is a woman out there who is stupid enough to date this guy, then she is getting exactly what she deserves!!

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/drew.peterson.date.2.636218.html

http://www.suntimes.com/news/peterson/754924,012308peterson.article

SUPER BOWL STARTING QBS FROM 1-82!

ESPN.COM ranks the 82 starting qb performances in Super Bowl history. And Rex Grossman is far (20 spots from the worst! Champaign Tony takes the honors!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs07/news/story?id=3206805#71

PICKING THE GIANTS.......

Still a week and a half away from the Super Bowl, and it's happening. More and more "experts" picking the G-Men over the Pats, or the very least statign that the Giants have a darn good chance to win. Don't know if the basis for this is a true belief that the Giants will or can win, or the increasing Anti-Patriots/Anti-Boston sentiment. SI's Dr. Z (much disliked by this blogger) is pickign the Giants to win. Also...

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/columnists/phil_sheridan/20080122_Phil_Sheridan__Instant_Replay.html

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01222008/sports/giants/can_you_say_upset__181481.htm

http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_8032244?nclick_check=1

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE THE LEGION OF DOOM! ENJOY:

http://www.ryanparkersongs.com/2008/01/eli-put-on-your-superman-cape.html

ELI'S MAIN SQUEEZE. THOUGHTS?

STILL WISHING THE DOLPHINS HAD MADE THE PLAYOFFS.

PACKERS NEWS OFFERS ITS PERSPECTIVE ON THE PACKERS' CHOKE, I MEAN DEFEAT.

And just in case you are tempted to spend $7.95 on the Limited Edition of "Return TO Glory", I suggest you may wnat to purchase the current issue of "Esquire" magazine.

http://www.packersnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080121/PKR0201/801210599/1947/frontpage

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND

TEAMS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WIN:

1. San Diego Chargers (I'm not a Pats-hater, just rooting for the underdog)

2. New York Giants

TEAMS I AM PICKING TO WIN

1. THE MIGHTY MIGHTY PATRIOTS ("KNOCK ON WOOD")

2. THE HATED PACKERS

POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE OF THE DAY

In an upcoming book, Herschel Walker (maybe the greatest college football player that I ever watched-deserved the Heisman as a freshmen) states that he has suffered from multiple personality disorder. When I told this to my friend, Whitey, he responded: "That's why the Vikings had to give up so many draft picks for him!" Now I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Crazy Pats Fan!

When I heard this story last night that a Pats fan was having the Pats' helmet (specifically, Tom Brady's helmet including the qb's green dot on the back) tattooed on his head- I was relieved to hear that the guy's name wasn't Andy!

http://offbeatink.com/tattoo-designs/pariot-fan-inks-helmet-on-head/