The K-Line
THE RAMBLINGS OF THE "K" : WINNER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS "MOST LIKELY TO BE A CIGAR SMOKING SPORTSWRITER" AWARD. #GetUrBlackOn!
Friday, June 14, 2013
Ranking College Baseball World Series by Rooting Interest
1. NC State- ACC, they are playing Carolina and their alt unis look like the 1983 White Sox unis.
2. Louisville- Future ACC members
3. Oregon State- The Beavers
4. UCLA- Cool uniforms. Even better cheerleaders
5. Indiana- Big Ten good in baseball?
6. Mississippi State
7. LSU
8. UNC- Go to hell, Carolina, Go to hell!
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Sorry, Kate Upton is Still Awesome!!
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/06/si-cover-girl-kate-upton-topless-photos-revealed/
These pictures of Kate Upon recently appeared on the internet and believe it or not, some are calling her Fat!!?? Are you kidding me? And I thought I had high standards!! Kate has never had the prototypical thin model figure (which I also embrace), but this criticism is ridiculous!
If Kate Upton is Fat, then for the first time in my life, let me say that: "Fat is Beautiful!!"
These pictures of Kate Upon recently appeared on the internet and believe it or not, some are calling her Fat!!?? Are you kidding me? And I thought I had high standards!! Kate has never had the prototypical thin model figure (which I also embrace), but this criticism is ridiculous!
If Kate Upton is Fat, then for the first time in my life, let me say that: "Fat is Beautiful!!"
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Kate Upton
Office Workers In Chicago This Morning
Blackhawks. Triple Overtime. Stanley Cup Final Game 1.
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BLACKHAWKS
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Nice, Mr. LeBron!
Michael Jordan never scored fewer than 20 points in a Finals game; LeBron James has yet to score 20 points in a 2013 Finals game.
— Sam Smith (@SamSmithHoops) June 12, 2013
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were -30 tonight via @nbastats. Via @bball_ref that's the worst two man +/- since 2008 (Kobe-Odom) in June
— Eye on Basketball (@EyeOnBasketball) June 12, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Three Years Ago Today!
Stanley Cup Champions Parade!
Time for another one of these!!
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BLACKHAWKS
White Sox Log
Three in a row!! That's officially a winning streak!!
The things I do for my team!! Stayed throughout the Fog Delay. Didn't get home until 1:00am! But-
K's Attendnace Record: 8-4!
Dunn 4-4 with 2 HRs.
The things I do for my team!! Stayed throughout the Fog Delay. Didn't get home until 1:00am! But-
K's Attendnace Record: 8-4!
Dunn 4-4 with 2 HRs.
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White Sox
Monday, June 10, 2013
Stanley Cup Final
Going to try to blog more during the Stanley Cup Final.
Original 6- Boston v. Chicago!!
Chara- Hossa: Slovak Power!
For the Boston Perspective during the Stanley Cup Final, check out:
Dueling Couches
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BLACKHAWKS
White Sox Log
Two wins in a Row?!!!!! Almost counts as a winning streak!
K's Attendance Record: 7-4.
Sox Overrall Record: Not good.
K's Attendance Record: 7-4.
Sox Overrall Record: Not good.
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White Sox
Friday, June 07, 2013
Thursday, June 06, 2013
London Trip for my Nephew
My 14 year old nephew is off for a trip to London (tough life!).
Hopefully he will bring me back the right souvenirs!
Hopefully he will bring me back the right souvenirs!
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Lucy Pinder
Wednesday, June 05, 2013
Genevieve Morton's Twitter Feed is Nice!
Happy #humpSday instagram.com/p/aLwbthwyZ1/
— genevieve morton (@genevievemorton) June 5, 2013
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Genevieve Morton
Time to Embrace the Losing Streak
It is not easy to lose 8 in a row if you are really trying! Congrats!!!
Adam Dunn hit a home run yesterday! That blind squirrel has been finding more nuts!!
Trade Bait Jake Peavy hurt?
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White Sox
Thursday, May 30, 2013
White Sox Log- Back to Hating Dunn!
An all too familiar sight- Dunn striking out!!
Bad enough losing two in a row to the Cubbies- but to get dominate and to look like you don't give a damn!!
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White Sox
Sunday, May 26, 2013
White Sox Log
THREE in a Row!! Sweep!!
Yeah, it was the Marlins, but still!
White Sox record: 24-24
K's Attendance Record: 6-3
Yeah, it was the Marlins, but still!
White Sox record: 24-24
K's Attendance Record: 6-3
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White Sox
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Mauer Hate!!
Twins Fans Hating on Mauer!
And Twins fans get upset when White Sox fans say- "Suck it Mauer!"
I am surprised this fan didn't bring up the fact that 1) Mauer makes enough money from doing commercials and;
2) he doesn't play catcher all the time!
And Twins fans get upset when White Sox fans say- "Suck it Mauer!"
I am surprised this fan didn't bring up the fact that 1) Mauer makes enough money from doing commercials and;
2) he doesn't play catcher all the time!
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
Thursday, May 16, 2013
The End of The Office- Finally!
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Office-Oral-History-Steve-Carell-Exit-1065648.aspx
At one times one of the best comedies on TV, but for the past two years, thus show has been very bad ("Jumped the Shark").
This past season has been almost unwatchable and would have been if one did not know the end was on the horizon.
Hopefully the Finale will be more like the old- Steve Carell days of The Office!
http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/the-office-a-look-back-at-a-brilliant-volatile-comedy-mix
At one times one of the best comedies on TV, but for the past two years, thus show has been very bad ("Jumped the Shark").
This past season has been almost unwatchable and would have been if one did not know the end was on the horizon.
Hopefully the Finale will be more like the old- Steve Carell days of The Office!
http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/the-office-a-look-back-at-a-brilliant-volatile-comedy-mix
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
Thursday, May 09, 2013
Thursday, May 02, 2013
Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Happy National Masturbation Month! (SERIOUSLY!)
BE HEALTHY, EVERYONE!!!
http://news.menshealth.com/masturbate-every-day/2011/12/29/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Content-Sex-_-ReasonstoMasturbate
I just heard HM's voice: "If anyone would know, it's K!"
http://news.menshealth.com/masturbate-every-day/2011/12/29/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Content-Sex-_-ReasonstoMasturbate
I just heard HM's voice: "If anyone would know, it's K!"
Should Have Been A Hockey Player
More From Susannah Collins
(Fake Toews Account)
I am completely exhausted. Not from the game last night. From the tremendous amount of sex I've been having all season. @susannahcollins
— Jonathan Toews (@19JToews) May 1, 2013
(Fake Toews Account)
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BLACKHAWKS
Monday, April 29, 2013
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Welcome, Kyle Long!!
Very excited to join the @chicagobears I need Bears fans to tell me what it means to wear the Navy & Orange #AboutOurColors @tide #Spon
— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) April 26, 2013
Went to bed thinking I was dreaming - woke up a Chicago Bear. So blessed.
— Kyle Long (@Ky1eLong) April 26, 2013
I am happy with anyone as the Bears' first round pick as long as it was not Manti Te'o!!
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Da Bears
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Two In A Row!!
Dunn homers
Chris Sale with another win.
Addison Reed with another save
White Sox Record 9-12 (out of last!)
The All-Important With K in Attendance: 4-2
Chris Sale with another win.
Addison Reed with another save
White Sox Record 9-12 (out of last!)
The All-Important With K in Attendance: 4-2
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White Sox
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Sox Game Rained Out!!
For the White Sox, that is the closest thing to a win lately!!!
I'm counting it as a win- lovely lady time!!!
I'm counting it as a win- lovely lady time!!!
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White Sox
Monday, April 22, 2013
ACC Grant of Rights
http://blogs.newsobserver.com/dukenow/duke-acc-grant-of-rights-coach-k
Looks like you can stop the rumors about more teams leaving the ACC!!
Looks like you can stop the rumors about more teams leaving the ACC!!
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College Football,
DUKE
Sunday, April 21, 2013
White Sox Log
Losing Ugly!
White Sox Record: 7-11
Record with K in Attendance: 3-2
Congrats to the \Twins, who apparently won the division yesterday based on a the celebration after Sunday's victory.
Side note re Twins fans. In the second inning two couples sit down in the row behind me (I was directly behind home plate, Row 18 together with at least 2 scouts). The two buys were Twins fans while the ladies were White Sox fans. One of the guys: "Please pass the ketchup for my hot dogs." I turn around and yeah, the two guys from Minnesota are eating hot dogs with ketchup. Luckily and rightfully so, they were escorted out of the seats in the next inning when the true seat holders arrived. I am sure that the two idiots from Minnesota (and let me tell you they were idiots) must have been shocked that a black family was even at the ballpark- much less with seats that good!!!
Gavin Floyd with a quality start. Bullpen decides it is okay to walk batters. Donnie Veal probably needs to be sent down to the minors if he can't get lefties out.
Offense continues to disappoint. I could go on, but why even bother at this point
White Sox Record: 7-11
Record with K in Attendance: 3-2
Congrats to the \Twins, who apparently won the division yesterday based on a the celebration after Sunday's victory.
Side note re Twins fans. In the second inning two couples sit down in the row behind me (I was directly behind home plate, Row 18 together with at least 2 scouts). The two buys were Twins fans while the ladies were White Sox fans. One of the guys: "Please pass the ketchup for my hot dogs." I turn around and yeah, the two guys from Minnesota are eating hot dogs with ketchup. Luckily and rightfully so, they were escorted out of the seats in the next inning when the true seat holders arrived. I am sure that the two idiots from Minnesota (and let me tell you they were idiots) must have been shocked that a black family was even at the ballpark- much less with seats that good!!!
Gavin Floyd with a quality start. Bullpen decides it is okay to walk batters. Donnie Veal probably needs to be sent down to the minors if he can't get lefties out.
Offense continues to disappoint. I could go on, but why even bother at this point
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White Sox
Friday, April 19, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Monday, April 08, 2013
Saturday, April 06, 2013
White Sox Update
White Sox Record 3-2
Record with K in Attendance 2-1
Heroes- Rios, Conor Gillespie, Donnie Veal and Addison Reed
Not so much- Jeff Keppinger and Matt Thornton.
Record with K in Attendance 2-1
Heroes- Rios, Conor Gillespie, Donnie Veal and Addison Reed
Not so much- Jeff Keppinger and Matt Thornton.
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White Sox
Thursday, April 04, 2013
RIP, Roger Ebert!
1. Roger Ebert's Letter to Jay Mariotti after he left the Sun-Times in a very douche-bag fashion:
Dear Jay,
What an ugly way to leave the Sun-Times. It does not speak well for you. Your timing was exquisite. You signed a new contract, waited until days after the newspaper had paid for your trip to Beijing at great cost, and then resigned with a two-word e-mail: "I quit." You saved your explanation for a local television station.
As someone who was working here for 24 years before you arrived, I think you owed us more than that. You owed us decency. The fact that you saved your attack for TV only completes our portrait of you as a rat. Newspapers are not dead, Jay, and this paper will not die because you have left. Times are hard in the newspaper business, and for the economy as a whole. Did you only sign on for the luxury cruise?
There's an old saying that you might have come across once or twice on the sports beat: "When the going gets tough, the tough get going." Newspapers are not dead, Jay, because there are still readers who want the whole story, not a sound bite. If you go to work for television, viewers may get a little weary of you shouting at them. You were a great shouter in print, that's for sure, stomping your feet when owners, coaches and players didn't agree with you. It was an entertaining show.
Good luck getting one of your 1,000-word rants on the air. The rest of us are still at work, still putting out the best paper we can. We believe in our profession, and in the future. And we believe in our internet site, which you also whacked as you slithered out the door. I don't know how your column was doing, but we have the most popular sports section in Chicago. The reports and blog entries by our Washington editor Lynn Sweet have become a must-stop for millions of Americans in this election year. After a recent blog entry I wrote about the Beijing Olympics, I woke up at 5 a.m. one morning, when North America was asleep, and found that 40 percent of my 100 most recent visitors had been from China. I don't have any complaints about our web site. So far this month my web page has been visited from almost every country on earth, including one visit from the Vatican City. The Pope, no doubt.
Hope you were doing as well. You have left us, Jay, at a time when the newspaper is once again in the hands of people who love newspapers and love producing them. You managed to stay here through the dark days of the thieves Conrad Black and David Radler. The paper lost millions. Incredibly, we are still paying Black's legal fees. I started here when Marshall Field and Jim Hoge were running the paper. I stayed through the Rupert Murdoch regime. I was asked, "How can you work for a Murdoch paper?" My reply was: "It's not his paper. It's my paper. He only owns it." That's the way I've always felt about the Sun-Times, and I still do. On your way out, don't let the door bang you on the ass.
Your former colleague,
Roger Ebert
Happy Birthday, HM!!
My friend is OLD!!
I may be a day or two off (but I know it wasn't yesterday because that was my big brother's b-day!).
If it is today, he shares a b-day with this famous people:
Almost as Cool as HM!!!
There was a time when women fought over HM(that was a LONG time ago!!)
And I am sure one of his birthday wishes is sharing a pizza with Erin Andrews! (Papa John's!?)
But at the end of the day, this guy is a great family man and awesome friend (but a lousy softball player!!)
To Many More, bud!!! "STO LAT!!"
I may be a day or two off (but I know it wasn't yesterday because that was my big brother's b-day!).
If it is today, he shares a b-day with this famous people:
Almost as Cool as HM!!!
There was a time when women fought over HM(that was a LONG time ago!!)
And I am sure one of his birthday wishes is sharing a pizza with Erin Andrews! (Papa John's!?)
But at the end of the day, this guy is a great family man and awesome friend (but a lousy softball player!!)
To Many More, bud!!! "STO LAT!!"
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