Thursday, November 29, 2007


Pretending To Be a Stripper!
Unfortunately, this list includes Dudes. But at least, UIC Badger will be happy for the inclusion of Lindsay Lohan.


Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima!!!!
When I did my list of Top Twenty Sports Wives/Girlfriends, the #2 position held by Elsa Benitez had to be vacated, when I learned that Rony Seikaly and Elsa were divorced (Rony, how could you screw that up?- easily your greatest accomplishment in life!). Well, it looks like we have a worthy replacement!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007


I LOVE THE ACC-BIG TEN CHALLENGE! Could it be because it is hardly a challenge for the ACC? Maybe...Just maybe!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007



Sorry I have posted in a while- some personal family issues have absorbed my focus. Some quick thoughts: 1. What more can you say about Devin Hester!? Bears' radio announcer, Jeff Joniak said it best "Devin Hester...you are ridiculous!" C'mon Shanahan, I can somewhat understand kicking to him once. But kicking to him again after he already returned a punt for a TD!! Shades of Bo and Michigan continuing to kick right at Tim Brown- real smart!! 2. Can you hear Big Ten nation signing "Boomer Sooner, Sooner Boomer!" An Oklahoma win should put Ohio State in the BCS Championship game, and may result in Fighting Illini making a trip to the Rose Bowl!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tuesday, November 20, 2007



JUST HEARD THAT THE WHITE SOX HAVE RELEASED SCOTT PODSEDNIK.
Good-bye, Scotty. Good-bye Lisa Dergen Podsednik!!

Monday, November 19, 2007


White Sox trade for Gold Glove Shortstop!
Trying to put a positive spin on this one. Sox trade Jon Garland to the Angels for Orlando Cabrera. But the Sox already re-signed Juan Uribe!? Hopefully, there are more trades and moves to follows:

WEEKEND SPORTS THOUGHTS..... Another Sooner team loses its chance at the National Championship. Since the Sooners won the Championship in 2000, it seems like they have had a chance for the championship every year but somehow foul it up... So, it looks like Ohio State v. West Virginia in the BSC Title game. What do you think....Give the Heisman Trophy to Tim Tebow. I don't care if he is only a sophomore, his stats are just mind-blowing! 26 passing TDs and 20 rushing TDs. He has thrown and passed for a TD in each game this season...Please tell me there is no credence to the rumor that Jim Harbaugh is a candidate for the Michigan job!... C'mon, you were disappointed in the Pats last night. There is no reason why the Pats should not have scored 60 last night!...And finally, do you think the 1976 Bucs will pop open the champagne when the Dolphins go
0-16!?

Sunday, November 18, 2007


We now have confirmation that Lloyd Carr will be announcing his retirement on Monday. Whoever the new Michigan coach will be (Michigan fans better not make the same mistake that Notre Dame fans did and assume that Les Miles will coming running back to Michigan. I'm convinced that Notre Dame fired Ty Willingham three years because they taught that they would hire Urban Meyer away from Utah. Instead, Urban Meyer decided to coach Ron Zook's recruits at Florida where he won the National Championship), in his first press conference, he better say something like this: "And I guarantee you, our prime goal will be to 'Beat the Buckeyes'!"

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Louisiana-Monroe 21
Alabama 14

Hey Bama fans, you paid how much for Nick Saban?

Friday, November 16, 2007

My Lord- What is Selita Ebanks wearing?

WHILE I AM INTERESTED IN THE BARRY BONDS CASE (I'M CURRENTLY READING "GAME OF SHADOWS"), ESPN, AMONG OTHERS, HAS GONE BARRY BONDS 24/7. SO LET'S GO BONDS-FREE FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 24 HOURS. What better way to do that than to post pics of the lovely Victoria's Secret Supermodels! Why didn't AA make the list of the Top 50 TV Icons?!


The Mighty Ducks have fallen!!
But at least the Oregon Cheerleaders retain their lofty status.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

FEDERAL GRAND JURY INDICTS BARRY BONDS

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7452044
HEY BOSTON SPORTS FANS, THINGS WEREN'T ALWAYS GREAT!
From the book, "The Worst of Sports":

During the first three years of the '90s , the Patriots were by far the worst team in football, rolling up a 9-39 record in '90, '91, and '92.What's more the franchise had taken a PR bath in the wake of the Lisa Olsen incident, in which several Pats players allegedly waved their junk at, and made suggestive comments towards, a female Boston Globe reporter.



Dolphins welcome back Ricky.....For Better or worst!
File this one away under the category of "a no-brainer." When your goal is to win one game, one freakin' game, you got to take the chance that Ricky can still give you something this season.

Monday, November 12, 2007

FROM THE BIG TEN'S OFFICIAL WEEKLY PRESS RELEASE:

"Big Ten Tied for National Lead with a Conference-Record 10 Bowl-Eligible Teams:

With only one game remaining for each Big Ten team, an unprecedented 10 of the 11 conference programs currently stand above .500 and have already secured bowl-eligibility. The Big Ten's record number of bowl-eligible teams include Ohio State (10-1), Illinois (8-3), Michigan (8-3), Penn State (8-3), Wisconsin (8-3), Purdue (7-4), Indiana (6-5), Iowa (6-5), Michigan State (6-5) and Northwestern (6-5). The Hawkeyes, Spartans and Wildcats were the latest conference squads to qualify for postseason play after picking up their sixth wins last Saturday. The Big Ten has never qualified 10 different teams for postseason action and has never produced 10 teams with records of .500 or better. The conference has sent seven teams to bowl games in each of the last two years and set a Big Ten record with eight bowl teams during the 2003 campaign. The conference has also ended a season with nine teams at or above .500 on four occasions -- 1904, 1903, 1901 and 1900. The last season that eight Big Ten teams finished at .500 or better was in 1999, the first time that feat had been accomplished since the 1960 campaign. The Big Ten is one of only two conferences in the Football Bowl Subdivision to boast 10 or more bowl-eligible teams along with the SEC. "

What does bowl eligible mean? Six wins! Since colleges now play 12 regular season games (13 if you play in the conference championship game), so if you finish .500 you are bowl eligible!! Let's look at the bottom four teams that are bowl eligible in the Mediocre Ten.
1. Northwestern- Six wins, which includes a win over Division 1-AA Northeastern. Northeastern has 3 wins this season. Sad enough that you only need to be a .500 team, but you should be allowed to count Division 1-AA wins. Northwestern, which gave Duke its only victory in 2 seasons- you don't deserve a bowl game and absent a huge upset victory over the Illini, you ain't going anywhere.
2. Michigan State-At least the Spartans didn't play any Division 1-AA teams (I'm assuming that UAB is a Division 1-A team), but 5 losses in the Big Ten, including Iowa and Northwestern!
3.Iowa (6-5): Should beat Western Michigan to go 7-5. But, at one point Iowa was 0-4 in the Big Ten.
4. Indiana (6-5): I have no idea if Indiana has been in a Bowl game since Lee Corso left Bloomington. Still, this team lost to Northwestern and will probably be 6-6 after losing to Purdue.

THIS WENT STRAIGHT TO DVD!!!! I'M IN SHOCK!

Saturday, November 10, 2007


ILLINI DEFEAT #1 OHIO STATE IN COLUMBUS!
I should have known. I was in Chaimpaign last year when the Illini gave the Buckeyes a hell of a game. Juice, loads of talent but inconsistent, has his best game as an Illini. Buckeyes- let the Illini keep the ball for the last 8 minutes of the game, followed by a lack of class after the game-Sad! Congrats to Ron Zook, Big Ten Coach of the Year! The upcoming Michigan- Ohio State game- who cares.

Friday, November 09, 2007


BELIEVE OR NOT-THERE ARE NOW 340 COLLEGES THAT PLAY NCAA DIVISION I MEN'S BASKETBALL!
Included in the 340 teams are: New Jersey Institute of Technology (do they go by "Jersey Tech?"); USC-Upstate (as in Southern Cal, I assume, but the best you could come up with is "Upstate"?) and Savannah State (named after a dead porn star?)! There was a time when I knew the nickname/mascot for each Division I team- not any more! I know Oregon's nickname- the Ducks!

WHY AM I POSTING THIS PICTURE? BECAUSE I CAN!
I have posted pictures of Leticia Cline- the blond- before (there's some great pics of her wearing Atlanta Falcons garb), but I know very little about her.
In any case, how could this picture not catch your interest. First, you go the whole "mix and match bikini top and bottom swap" going on. Then check out the orange (or maybe it's tangerine or something) bikini and tell me that there is anyway you can wear that in public! Who designed that? Barely enough material to cover up....

BULLS WIN!!! BULLS WIN!!!!
I was really starting to worry that it could be an "0-for" season.

Thursday, November 08, 2007


COOLING EFFECT ON "THE HOT STOVE LEAGUE"?!
It appears that 11 players on the free agent market have been linked to steroids (the "Breakfast of Champions!!")http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3100824
Time for White Sox fans to get excited about the possibility of Torii Hunter playing centerfield on the South Side?
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20071108&content_id=2295904&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

Wednesday, November 07, 2007


























COLLEGE HOOPS!!!
The best time of year is upon us, the college basketball season is here and will really hit full force in the next few days.
In case you need some reasons to get psyched about the upcoming season, read this article:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=darcy/071107&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos2

Monday, November 05, 2007


ARRESTED!
Alright Shia, I don't care if you were in a movie with Megan Fox (damn, she's hot!), you don't get to mess around in my town!

Friday, November 02, 2007


ESPN is reporting that A-Rod wanted $350 Million from the Yankees.

FOR ONCE UIC BADGER YOU ARE CORRECT!
But the Buckeyes should take care of Badgers this weekend, fairly easily.

BONDS THREATHENS TO BOYCOTT BASEBALL HALL OF FAME.
Wouldn't it be great if the HOF called his bluff?!

Thursday, November 01, 2007


A-ROD A MUD HEN!!
Kudos to the Toledo Mud Hens on this one.

THE BIG GAME!
So, who do you got?
JOE TORRE HAS SIGNED WITH THE LA DODGERS.
Reason enough to post pictures of Dodgers' fan, Alyssa Milano!!
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7399154


Latest from the Bulls- Kobe's not coming here!!
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7398386
























JON KITNA APOLOGIZES FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME-WHY?

At least for adults, when deciding on a Halloween costume, isn't the first rule to be imaginative. For dudes, if you can be imaginative and "in bad taste", bonus points. Women can always dress like, well, see the pictures above or yesterday's post! I considered going as Michael Vick this year (couldn't find a Falcons Vick jersey) and HM suggested Larry Craig as a possibility! Would Kitna have been in less trouble if he donned the Michael Vick costume. What if he dressed as Barry Bonds with a needle sticking out of his rump!? Kitna's "sin" dressing up like one of his assistant coaches who was arrested for driving through a Wendy's drive thru naked! Bad boy, Kitna!