Friday, August 31, 2007

Recommendation for Labor Day Weekend- take the car to the carwash!
Chicago man caught driving nude in Indiana.
Just for the record, it wasn't me. I try to stay out of Indiana.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

#17- Bridgette Wilson

aka Ms. Pete Sampras

She's a former Miss Teen USA (1990). She gets extra points for (according to Mr.Skin) showing off her skin in the movie "The Real Blonde." I once rented the movie "Love Stinks" just because she was in it (baaaaaaaaaaaaad movie, but Bridgette and Tyra both look great). And what a teacher in "Billy Madison"!!

Alyssa Milano- the ultimate babeball babe!
As a follow-up to the Travis Henry/Shawn Kemp/Flavor Flav story, let's not forget Willis McGahee!
Zambrano- Zero wins since signing a $ 90 million plus contract!!

# 18- Ashley Judd
Married to Indy Car driver Dario Franchetti (if he stepped into my office right now, unless he was with Ashley, I wouldn't recognize him), Ashley is a personal favorite of mine. She would be higher on the list, if she wasn't such a Kentucky Wildcats fan (but then again, she is a sports fanatic!!). Rick Majerus had a great line about her that I shouldn't repeat here. If your girlfriend or wife forces you to watch "Someone Like You" enjoy the scene where Ashley does a cheer leading routine in her panties. probably too old for HM, but safely in as #18 on my list is Ashley Judd!

Denver Broncos' running back had nine children by nine different women!!!

I'm pretty sure that beats Flavor Flav's record!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007


#19 - Carol Alt

According to wikipedia, Carol Alt is not married to, but in a committed relationship with hockey player, Alexei Yashin. Okay, Ms. Alt may be past her prime (she's almost 47!), but still deserves props as one of the first supermodels, appearing on the cover of SI and I loved her in "Private Parts." In any case, she still looks great and easily passes the "Would I ? " test.Good enough to get her in at #19 on the list.

# 20. Mia Hamm: To be honest, I am not that huge a Mia fan. But, HM is and she is far from bad looking. It's only #20, and I wanted to start off with someone that most everyone has at least heard of. So, here's to Nomar's better half (hey Red Sox fans, not only will Roger go into the Hall of Fame as a Yankee, but it looks like you lose out on the top twenty list!)
Looking at pictures of Heather Kozar and then being further inspired by Andy's always entertaining list of Hot Chicks You Never Heard Of (plus his current list of his most hated athletes), I decided it was time for the top 20 hottest sports wives/significant others. The rules are that the couple have to be currently married or seriously dating, so rumors like Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush don't count nor whoever Derek Jeter might be dating on a particular day of the week (we may need a separate ranking for women Jeter is rumored to have been with) and exes are also out, ergo, no Bridget Moynihan.
I will try to give you at least two a day and I am sure that I will miss some truly hot babes because behind each great man is some damn woman who wants the spotlight!

Nice job, Brewers!
On July 24th, the Brewers were 56-44, with a 3 game lead in woeful NL Central. Since then the Brew Crew has gone 11-22!! That's even worst that the shameful White Sox, who are 13-20 since July 24th. If the Brewers had simply played .500 in that time, probably still in first and watching the Cubs and Cards beat up on each other.
Estimated damage to Lance Briggs' Lamborghini: $150,000.
Leaving the scene so you don't get charged with a DUI and face possible suspension- PRICELESS!

Mr. Heather Kozar's comeback fails amid steriod/HGH allegations! Browns fans before you get too excited about Brady Quin, remember Tim Couch.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Hey, Mr. Briggs, did you forget something at about 3:00 am this morning?

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Just a bad weekend on the Southside. In a four game sweep, the White Sox are outscored 46-7!!!
The NFL season starts soon, right?

Friday, August 24, 2007

I am a little under the weather, so I am heading home. Maybe, I'll watch "Dorm Daze 2 (Unrated)" again. Hey, it is a hell of alot better movie than "The Weather Man", the other movie I watched last week!

Time for me to feel old!
Jim McMahon's son, Zach, will be starting at QB this weekend for Glenbrook North High School!

According to, these two are the "Palm Twins". I googled and yahoo-ed "Palm Twins" and nothing!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

One more birthday today- Hayden Panettiere. At first, I didn't want to post pictures of her, but she is legal today, 18!!

Kim Catrall turns 51 today! (Hot or not?)

Monday, August 20, 2007

For all you Geeks out there (ya, ya, including yours truly), former Veronica Mars star is set to return to televison with a role on Heroes.

Some so-called experts actually ripped the Chargers for trading away the "Michael Vick trade pick"-ha!

Alyssa Milano- just to offset the scumminess of Michael Vick/Ron Mexico!

Breaking News: Reports are that Michael Vick has indeed entered into a plea agreement. Apparently Vick's attempts to escape the country in disguise as Ron Mexico failed (picture on the left), so Vick will have to get used to throwing the pigskin around the prison yard (picture on the right).

What is it about Cleveland Browns QBs, that women love them-even if they suck on the field!? NFL Bust (just cut by the Jacksonville Jags) Tim Couch is married to Playboy Playmate of the Year, Heather Kozar. Ex Brown Jeff Garcia is married to Carmella DeCesare, another former Playmate of the year. Charlie Frye somehow has a beautiful woman displaying his name above her best assets. It looks like it is time for Brady Quin to step it up! While his girlfriend is definitely cute, she is no Playmate of the year. May I suggest that Brady upgrade to Nikki Ziering, who appears to be a definite football fan!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Thursday, August 16, 2007

So the Cards come into town on Floppy Hat day! Alright I think it is a little more important than that as St. Louis is only 2 games behind the Cubs. If someone offers you the field in the NL Central or the Cards, c'mon who are you taking. Brew Crew- it was a nice run, but it looks like someone has to pay for the sins of Bud Selig!
I kinda want to see that in Playboy.