Sunday, June 29, 2008


WHAT A DIFFERRENCE A WEEK MAKES, PART II!
HOW SWEEP IT IS
!
Lou get tossed early in the game (2nd inning) and for those of you watching the game with the slightest ability to read lips, show a profanity -laden tirade form Lou that would get 2 or 3 "Fire Ozzie" columns from Jay Moran-otti if Ozzie did anything near that. We will see if Jay has the balls to say anything negative about Lou. Either way, I won't give a crap- because my emotions are a 180 degree turn from last week (as I am assuming is also true for UIC Badger!). Hey, it's a long season and the race in the AL Central is getting awful tight. But for now, all is well with baseball in Chicago!

Saturday, June 28, 2008


WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES!
Sox win second straight against Cubs!
Tomorrow night on ESPN for the sweep!

Friday, June 27, 2008

THIS WEEKEND-
SOUTH-SIDE: Sox v. Cubs, Part II, at The Cell

Wrigleyville: Gay Pride Parade.

Okay.




Thursday, June 26, 2008




TOMORROW-THE CELL-THE WAR, PART II

Please be merciful on us!
BTW, D Rose will be throwing out the first pitch tomorrow!

WHITE SOX SUSHI!!
The Sox may be the #2 baseball team in their own city, but unlike the Cubs, the Sox have their own Sushi!!

DERRICK ROSE-it looks like he's coming home.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

CONGRATS TO THE MINNESOTA TWINS FOR WINNING 7 IN A ROW!
NOW, PLEASE START LOSING.

Sunday, June 22, 2008


THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
To borrow Andy's quote "I hate Interleague Play!"



























JUST FOR A NEEDED CHANGE OF PACE- A DOUBLE SHOT OF JENNIFER!

Saturday, June 21, 2008


CUBS BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE WHITE SOX.
Hopefully I won't have to Google for an image of "triple loser" tomorrow. Too down to write much else, except to once again give kudos to the Cubs, who are just freakin' offensively dominating at home. No lead is safe against the Cubbies at Wrigley this year (no matter how wild Wood and Marmol-what's his problem all of a sudden!-get). As long as the Cubbies have the last at bat, hold your breath if you are the opponent.
As I'm posting this, Yankees lose again to the Reds, and the Cards are beating up on the BoSox in hopes of a second straight W in Boston. Oh well, hopefully the city will be filled with drunken chicks tonite!

Cubbies win Game #1
Yeah, the Cubs won the first game, an incredible game at that. For the most part fans were great in the park- especially the older Cubs fans in front of me. Everyone, Cubs and Sox fans together in harmony, had a great time at Yak-zie's after the game (although HM would be disappointed it what has happened with the wings!) Of course, I should have done a better job of ignoring the drunken, ignorant, almost half my age, frat boy rejects that egged me on outside Wrigley (Thanks for holding me back, Tyler Rose-even though we could have easily taken them). But that what you get for wearing your colors in enemy territory. "Wearing your colors don't mean we are war, it's just who we are. And we don't take our colors off for anyone, especially the Orphans!"
Congrats, Cubbies. And the Sox didn't lose because Ozzie pulled Danks (Mariotti- how low can you sink, you lying scumbag FAG!). Leaving two runners on second with less than 2 outs resulted in the "W" flag being posted.

Friday, June 20, 2008


Friday- 1:30pm Central @ Wrigley; it's on! HATE WEEK!!
But, just to prove that I don't hate the Cubs, I am providing complimentary pics of Cubdom today. Take a look at the first pic. Now when I hit senior citizen status- I don't want to work at Wall-mart. No, I want to be one of those aged, slow-moving, useless senior citizen ushers @ Wrigley!
"Blow, Cubs, Blow!!"





Thursday, June 19, 2008


JASON KIDD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND?
According to the New York Post, Jason Kidd is now dating swimsuit model, May Anderson.

GO, CUBS, GO!
Still searching for those Cubs' World Series Championship photos!








CUBS v. WHITE SOX

The "Mac, Jurko & Harry " Show (afternoon sports-radio show) is calling this "Hate Week." In preparation for tomorrow's opening salvo in this year's Red line Series (yes, I'm going to the game!), I thought I would post a picture of both team's last World Series Championship team. Got the Sox's World Series team photo up. Huh, can't seem to locate a picture of the Cubs' last World Series Championship?! I'll try Google again.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008




TODAY,
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED NOT A GREAT SPORTS DAY.
1. White Sox place Paul Konerko on the 15 day DL. With the Chicago Showdown on back to back weekends, that means Paulie and Soriano will miss both series.
2. Sun-Times sign Jay Mariotti to a contract extension! WTF!?!? Well, at least there are plenty of anti-Jay Mariotti websites:
Another Great Marisa Miller pic!
(other than that, I'm pretty much speechless. Help me out here, Andy)

Monday, June 16, 2008







JESSICA SIMPSON IS A BETTER GIRLFRIEND THAN PAMELA ANDERSON!


Jess wears a T-Shirt that exclaims: "Real Girls Eat Meat" and Dallas Cowboys cap to show how much she loves Tony Romo. Pamela - PETA freak that she is- turns Tommy Lee into a vegetarian.


GREATEST GOLFER EVER!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

TWO LINKS TO CO-ED MAGAZINE:

The first should especially be enjoyed by Andy: Sexiest Women of NCAA Softball
http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/9140

The second: Top 7 losers getting way too much Ass!
If Megan Fox is really with Brain Austin Green, well she has just dropped in my opinion.
http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/9153




IT'S THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MJ'S LAST SHOT AS A BULL.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_NBA_Finals

Thursday, June 12, 2008


BULLS FINALLY HIRE A COACH- VINNY DEL NEGRO!
Am I happy with Vinny? Yes, based on the important K-Line ojective standard that apparently Vinny has a hot wife! This is the only picture I can find so far.



SORIANO OUT FOR 6 WEEKS!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008


PIC OF THE DAY.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's "friend") and her mom!
2005 FIRST ROUND NFL DRAFT-FIRST ROUND (PART 1)

1. ALEX SMITH- QB, San Fran : Not exactly following in the grand tradition of Joe Montana, Steve Young or even Jeff Garcia.
2. Ronnie Brown-RB, Miami: Injured in week 7 of the 2007 season. Not exactly superstar status yet, but more productive than Benson.
3. Braylon Edwards-WR, Browns: Had a breakout season in 2007, over 1,200 receiving yards. One of the few bright spots of this first round.
4. Cedric Benson- bust on and off the field.
5. Cadillac Williams- RB, Tampa: Like Brown and Benson, another running back who was injured in 2007. But since he was Offensive Rookie of the Year, there is some promise here if he can stay injury-free.

2005 NFL DRAFT-NOT GOOD.
The old adage is that it takes 4 or 5 years to evaluate a NFL draft class. Well, with the Bears cutting C-Ben, the #4 pick in the 2005 draft, we don't have to wait to conclude that the 2005 class will NOT go down as one of the great drafts in history. More to follow...

Monday, June 09, 2008


ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, A GOOD DAY!
1. It' s one thing to sweep 3 games from the KC Royals, but to follow that with a 4 game sweep of the Twins-damn, that's sweet. 2. Bears waive Cedric Benson. "See ya!" (How long will it take Jerry Jones and the Cowboys to sign him? If you do sign, Jerry, make sure he stays out of Austin!). 3. Bulls have reportedly offered the head coaching job to Vinny Del Negro- don't know if that is good or bad. 4. Finally, I find out there 's a good chance I might get to see my good friend, HM, along with PM next month when they travel through Chicago.

Saturday, June 07, 2008


CHICAGO BASEBALL
This won't be true by the time most of you (alright, all 3 of you!) read this, but on Saturday morning both the White Sox and Cubs are in first place. That's not new, and has been true for a while now. But I am pretty sure this is the first time all season that both teams hold an identical 3.5 game lead in the division.
With the Bulls coach-less (and Paxson needing to prove that he deserves to keep the GM job) and Benson arrested again/Urlacher holding out, at least we got baseball here in Chi-town (and as HM likes to add: "Some f-ing hot women!")
IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!
Cedric Benson is arrested AGAIN, for a DUI. Despite being a star running back at the University of Texas- they don't seem to like Cedric all that much. He certainly doesn't get any special privileges there!
Drinking on a boat..Drinking while driving a car...Let's hope that Cedric doesn't have a pilot's license!!

Cedric: STUPID...STUPID...STUPID!!
http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/cedric.benson.arrested.2.742835.html

Friday, June 06, 2008


DOUG COLLINS WILL NOT BE THE BULLS' NEW COACH!
So now what? Maybe Flip Saunders?
Chuck Person? Oh well, the Bulls still have the #1 pick!!!!

THANKS TO TEG, FOR REMINDING ME WHY I HAVE THE K-LINE. No, TEG, doesn't come to my blog to read the articles, it's to see the pics of the hot chicks! So, here's a pic of Karolina Kurkova, or as I like to refer to her- Ms. K!






#20. Vanessa Bryant- The Devil's Wife
I thought of shutting down the K-Line today, but TEG convinced me not to!! So, the very least I could do continue with the list of "Revised Top Twenty Five Sports Wives\Girlfriends!"
With the Lakers in the Finals, we should see plenty of shots of #20- one of Andy's favorites! So, I know that Andy will be asking why only #20!? Well, she is gonna get docked for several reasons: a) she's married to the Devil; b) she ain't a supermodel and c) as far as I know, she has never been in Playboy.