Your Morning Dose of Vitamin K

1. Anthony Rizzo is good. He can't walk on water as Cubs fans think he can, but he's good.
2. Doug Fister!!!!!!
3. Jenny McCarthy in Playboy. Still hot in my book. Way to represent the Southside!
4. Danny Ferry- Hawks GM- already in the running for the 2012-13 NBA Executive of the Year.
5. Today's Sale Day at the Cell. Always a pleasure to watch Chris Sale pitch.

6. Ozzie Guillen and the Marlins are in Milwaukee (with a losing record). Gosh, I wonder where is Joe Cowley?

Lauren Tannehill- Automatic Addition to Top WAGs List

https://www.google.com/search?q=lauren+tannehill&hl=en&prmd=imvnsuo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=GeKaT82OIObA2gXNsM27Bw&ved=0CEQQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=643

Ryan Tannehill's wife should fit in well in Miami!!

With The NFL Lockout Apparently About to End, How About Some Kendra...

http://egotastic.com/2011/07/kendra-wilkinson-bare-bottom-upskirt-and-pokes-its-just-like-the-old-kendra/

Not sure she still qualifies as an NFL wife, because I can't imagine Hank Baskett is on any NFL roster.

Eva Longoria To Lose Status As A Top Sports WAG Or Maybe Not

TMZ is reporting that Tony Parker and Eva are divorcing.
But their reps are denying it.

http://www.celebuzz.com/eva-longoria-tony-parker-getting-s275541/

How Does Brad Penny Get Engaged to Karina Smirnoff?

http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/karina-smirnoffs-95000-engagement-ring-all-the-details-2010811

A $95,000 engagement ring certaintly helps!! This dude has previously dated Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku! Amazing!

Rihanna Dating Dodger Matt Kemp

Does she make the updated List of Top Sports WAGs?

Recent Pics of Adriana Lima!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_Lima

May be time to update the K-Line's List of Top Sports WAGs

DUDE, TRY TO BE SUBTLE!

KENDRA'S GETTING MARRIED TO SOME DUDE ON THE EAGLES!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/kendra-wilkinson-gets-engaged-hefs-blessing-208868/

ALL-STAR BREAK

-With the All-Star Break upon us, and while I wait for my cable station to add the new "Favre Channel (all Brett Favre 24/7!), it is a perfect time to continue with the listings of the "Revised Top Twenty Five Sports Wives\Girlfriends!" We left off at #20, and the list is in a constant state of flux.

JASON KIDD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND?

According to the New York Post, Jason Kidd is now dating swimsuit model, May Anderson.

#20. Vanessa Bryant- The Devil's Wife

I thought of shutting down the K-Line today, but TEG convinced me not to!! So, the very least I could do continue with the list of "Revised Top Twenty Five Sports Wives\Girlfriends!"

With the Lakers in the Finals, we should see plenty of shots of #20- one of Andy's favorites! So, I know that Andy will be asking why only #20!? Well, she is gonna get docked for several reasons: a) she's married to the Devil; b) she ain't a supermodel and c) as far as I know, she has never been in Playboy.

21. Gena Lee Nolin- another holdover from the old list, married to hockey dude, Cole Hulse. Another one of my personal favorites, may not look as good as she did in her Playboy and Baywatch days, but still good enough for #21 on the list (and if we ever watch her "sex tape" she may move back to a more prominent position on the list.)

23. Jodi Ann Paterson- a repeat from the old list (but a drop from #9). We got two more recent pics of Ms. Mario Andretti (still looks damn good), and another back when she was the 2000 Playboy Playmate of the Year. I was going to state that her drop in the rankings was due to the discovery that she appeared in the movie: "Dude, where is my car?" However, can't really make that argument since Jennifer Garner also appeared in that classic film.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Ann_Paterson

# 23. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)- I am not particularly a fan of the "Kardiashian booty" (nor do I dislike it), yet she still deserves this spot on this list. I think TEG will approve because she is not tghe typical "famished bone thin" chick I usually pick.

She gets "high marks" from me for appearing in Playboy, and looking pretty damn fine in that Playboy spread. Have not seen the sex tape yet, so if and when I do, that may change her position on the list.

#24. JESSICA SIMPSON (TONY ROMO'S MAIN SQUEEZE)

There are some great pictures of Jessica Simpson on the net (the "Dukes of Hazzard" shorts pics are something else), but most of the time, I think her pics are just okay, nothing "breath-taking away" spectacular. She hasn't appeared in Playboy, no nude pics of her on the net, these current pics of her and Romo eating cake costs her points, plus the fact that I think Romo traded down when he trade Carrie Underwood for Jessica means Ms. Simpson finishes no higher than #24.

#25- BEC CARTWRIGHT

HEWITT.

She was on the old list, but at #12. Again, there is alot new competition. I think these pictures are a couple of years old, pre-baby. Still, pretty easy on the eyes!

PRELUDE TO A CHAMPION!

I was going to start the new, revised list of Hottest Sports Wives and Girlfriends yesterday. But, I was busy at the Cell watching Joe Crede belt a grand slam to beat the Twinkees! A White Sox victory and an Ozzie ejection- sweet!

Even with the list expanding from 20 to 25, five ladies have been kicked off the "old" list- Eva Longoria (one of my favorites, but most of you don't seem to like her as much as I do); Victoria Beckham (again, totally my type: athletic body with a huge rack; but most of you thought she was getting way too thin); Ashley Judd (just too much competition from the youngsters); Mia Hamm (Sorry, HM); and, Carol Alt (still looked pretty, pretty good on "The Celebrity Apprentice", but granted she is getting up there in age). All of these, except for Mia, are welcomed to my abode.

Not making the list of 25: Michelle Damon; Laura Posada; Lisa Guerrero; Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Willa Ford.

BE PATIENT (OR ELSE!!!)-

Finalizing the new list right now (lots of changes from the old list!!); will start the countdown very soon!

BTW, Sox win!! Sox win!!

TIME FOR THE REVISED RANKINGS