I get e-mails like this all the time (I'm such a VIP that all the clubs in Chicago are vying for my attention), which I almost immediately delete if it is not automatically sent into my junk mail folder. But I took a closer look at the one that I got from Transit recently. I am pretty sure that's Lucy Pinder in the ad, isn't it. While I am not sure that is Lucy Pinder, and I am pretty damn sure that Lucy Pinder ain't gonna be hanging around Transit this weekend (not that you shouldn't go there!)
#2- Title Vacated: Elsa Benitez- When she appeared on the cover of 2001 SI Swimsuit Edition, I am sure you had the same reaction that I did. "She's married to Rony Seikaly!!? Rony Seikaly!!" Well, according to Wikipedia, this Mexican Supermodel is no longer Ms. Rony Seikaly. That means that she will have to be replaced on this list- but until then enjoy the pictures.
TOP TWENTY SPORTS WIVES/SIGNIFICANT OTHERS: #2- Title Vacated Just like Floyd Landis has given up his 2006 Tour de France title, and UMass has been forced to vacate its 1996 Final Four Appearance, the #2 spot on my list of top twenty sports wives/significant others has been vacated. But unlike Floyd Landis, her title was not vacated because of her improper testerone ratios (at least as far as I know), but instead my poor research ( if I was HM, I would state that I was "mislead"!). When I prepared my list, I falsely assumed that she was still married to an athlete. Further research has shown that she is indeed divorced from this athlete and therefor no longer eligible for this list. Who was she? Well, if you ask nicely, I may just tell you!
3. Jennifer Walcott aka "Ms Adam Archuleta"- Chicago Bear Adam Archuleta had a pretty bad game on Sunday Night. But at least, he doesn't have to suffer at home alone- instead he gets to come home to this!!!!!! According to Wikipedia, they are married. Other reports simply have them dating/living together.
If these pictures alone are not enough to convince you that Jennifer belongs high on this list then check out her official website, where she answer the following question: Q. Have you ever thought about kissing another woman? A. Well, I think that every woman has thought about it at least once! She has got the stats: Playmate of the Month in August 2001. Her buddign acting career includes, American Pie: Band Camp.
JUST SOME OF MY SUFFERING: Maybe, I should not complain, something being a Chicago Sports Fan is pretty damn good. I got to see my boyhood baseball team win a World Series just two seasons ago. I got to enjoy the Jordan years with the Bulls. And I am sure that there are fans of alot of NFL teams that would love to have their team just make it to the Superbowl!! But, for some dang reason, when it comes to the position of QB, well let me just give you a samplings of some of the Bears starting QB that I have had to watch- in no particular order. Craig Kenzel, Jonathon Quinn, Kordell Stewart (not even close to his Slash days!), Henry Burris, Cade McNown (still hated in Chicago and supposedly banned from the Playboy Mansion), Steve Stenstrom, Moses Moreno, Rick Mirer (Bears traded a first round pick for him!), Peter Tom Willis and Will Furrer.
In the awful movie, The Weather Man, Nicholas Cage plays a Chicago weatherman who often get pelted with garbage (frosties, half-eaten food, sodas) thrown from cars as he walks the streets of Chicago. If Rex Grossman walks anywhere in Chicago today, I don't think would get treated as nicely as The Weather Man. Grossman's QB rating for the season: 45.2. If you add Grossman's QB rating and Minnesota's Tarvaris Jackson's rating it wouldn't equal Favre's QB rating.
4. Carmella DeCesare: Before I continue with the top 5, let me say that I think the top 5 is very close and anyone in the top 5, top 6 for that matter (Scotty Pods has got a very hot wife!), could be #1 and Andy probably wouldn't mind #7 as the top draft choice!
Anyway, #4 is the wife of current Tampa Bay QB (former Cleveland Browns'- what is it about Cleveland QBs?!) Jeff Garcia. While there are rumors about Jeff Garcia hitting from the other side of the plate, the better rumor is that Playmates Carmella DeCesare and Heather Kozar got into a cat-fight over Garcia!!!
Former Playmate of the Year in 2004- she certainly got the stats. She edges out Heather Kozar just barely because she's younger and she looks nastier- and that's a good thing!! Here's more stats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmella_DeCesare
When it comes to washing our hands after going to the bathroom- we're No. #1!! I guess a better question is, who gets a job as a researcher who sits in a public restroom to spy on people to see if they wash their hands!!?
Parents: "We are so proud of our son, he's a scientist!" Neighbors : "Wow! What kind of research does he does" Parents "Well, he spies on people in public rest rooms." Neighbors: "You must be so proud!"
Demetrious Jones leaves because of Weiss. Apparently Weiss's recruiting problems is that he only recruited at one position-QB! He recruited two highly ranked QBs two years ago- Jones and Zack Frazier. Then last year he followed with "stud recruit" Clausen. Jones and Frazier both gone. Clausen running for his life. How can you blame Jones for leaving? Once Clausen was made the starter, he chances of ever staring went out the window. And then Weiss makes the statement (AFTER the first game) that the only reason that Clause didn't start the first game was becasue of an injury. "Okay Demetrious, I would like you to stick around, but keep in mind that you are not as good as Clausen, even though you have been here for a year." Hey maybe you can handle Tom Brady liek that, but not college kids. You think that Weiss would try to keep the one quarterback on his roster that can scramble in the fold, when his offensive line would have trouble blocking agaisnt the ND Women's field hockey team?!
To make the top five, you got have "stats" and Heather Kozar, Ms. Tim Couch, certaintly does. Another Barker Beauty on this list, Heather was Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 1999 and was the St. Pauli Girl in 2002! Now if she could only explain her choice of husbands- draft bust Tim Couch.