Wednesday, September 24, 2008


TELEVISION PROGRAM RECOMMENDATION
"SONS OF ANARCHY"-in case you haven't seen it yet, a simplistic summary is: "Sopranos on motorcycles."
SAMCRO!

SOX MAGIC NUMBER: 911
AS and HM be kind to me today- the suicide watch has started.
FURTHER PROOF THAT THE 2005 NFL DRAFT SUCKED!

With the Bears releasing 2nd Round Pick WR Mark Bradley, the Bears now have 1 player from the 2005 Draft on its roster- 4th rounder Kyle Orton! Hey AS, pretty much rivals the Vikings' 2005 draft!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/1181285,CST-SPT-biggs24.article

Tuesday, September 23, 2008


IDAHO CHEERLEADERS TOLD TO COVER UP!
Unfortunately, when I attended Vandal Football games, the cheerleaders' outfits looked nothing like this!

Saturday, September 20, 2008


CUBS MAGIC NUMBER-ZERO!
A Well-deserved congrats to the Cubs and congrats to Cubs' fans- well, the sexy ones- not the obnoxious ones!
Also, thank you Tampa Bay Rays for all you have done for me lately!

Thursday, September 18, 2008


CURT SCHILLING-MEDIA WHORE, AT IT AGAIN.
Schilling must hate the fact that the Red Sox will (barring major collapse) make the playoffs without him. Worst, he must hate the fact that no one is even noticing the fact that he is not on the team. Well, taking some time away from his McCain butt-kissing, he decides it's time to rip on Manny.
Hey, I hated the whole "that's Manny being Manny" thing as much as any one, it there anyone who actually things the Red Sox would have won the World Series in 2004 and 2007 without Manny?! And look at what Manny has done for the LA Dodgers!!!
Manny a sure-fire Hall of Famer.
Schilling (a great Post-season pitcher), but a borderline Hall of Famer, at best. Oh yeah, Curt take satisfaction in the fact that you are a douche!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


QB CHANGES


1. Vikes replace T-Jack with Gus Frerotte as starter (Remember the Giants started 0-2 last year!).
Childress: "I'm just not seeing the aggressiveness in T-Jack..."
HM: "I'm just not seeing the TALENT in T-Jack.."
2. Chiefs (worst team in the NFL?) go with Tyler Thigpen (Cut by the Vikes?)
If you got "T-Pen" in your fantasy league-sweet!



MLB ANNOUNCES TENTATIVE 2009 BASEBALL SCHEDULES
CUBS (THE WORLD CHAMPION CUBS?) TO OPEN THE SEASON ON THE ROAD AGAISNT THE ASTROS IN ASTROS.
90 % CHANCE THE GAMES WILL ACTUALLY BE PLAYED IN MILWAUKEE!

104 year old Cubs Fan will not get the chance to throw out the first pitch @ Wrigley!
Cubs' response: "Hey, it's not like this dude hasn't seen a Cubs World Series championship in his lifetime!!?"
Instead the Cubs need to have Ron Santo throw out the first pitch for the umpteenth time!

COED MAGAZINE PRESENTS THE 25 SEXIEST SPORTSCASTERS:

Monday, September 15, 2008


ASTROS- FORGET BEING SWEPT IN THE SERIES, THE ASTROS ARE ABOUT TO BE NO-HIT FOR THE SERIES!
Speakign of Losers, the Brewers-despite still being tied for the Wildcard lead-have just fired Ned Yost.

BACK TO BACK NO-HITTERS?!
Ted Lilly (I HATE TED LILLY!!) has pitched 4 innings and the Astros still do not have a hit agaisnt the Cubs at Wrigley Field North.
BTW, I usually disagree with Richard Justice, but he is dead-on with this article:

Sunday, September 14, 2008


TINA FEY ON SNL-SPLITTING IMAGE OF SARAH PALIN!

WHO WILL BEAT USC?
The Trojans have 10 games left-9 against the other
Pac-10 teams ( which looked almost as bad as the Big Ten) and Notre Dame. Don't see any of those teams beating the Trojans.
Ohio State solidified the reputation of the Big Ten being overrated. The Buckeyes could go undefeated the rest of the regular season and it will mean nothing.


BIG Z TOSSES NO-HITTER!



I guess the arm is alright.
Enjoy, Cubs' fans, enjoy!












Saturday, September 13, 2008


PAC TEN OVERRATED?
As I write this it looks like a bad weekend for the Pac Ten:
Finals:
Maryland 35 Cal 27
TCU 31 Stanford 14
Baylor 45 Wash. State 17
Halftime:
BYU 42 UCLA 0 !!!!
Purdue 20 Oregon 6

Friday, September 12, 2008


COIN TOSS
MLB had a coin toss today to determine home field advantage in case of any ties for the division or the wild-card. Here's the results for the AL:
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Playoff for AL East
Tampa Bay at Boston
Playoff for AL Central
Minnesota at Chicago
Playoff for AL Wild Card
Minnesota at Boston

Wednesday, September 10, 2008


NO TIME TO BLOG, SO I'LL JUST POST THIS PICTURE!

Saturday, September 06, 2008


GOOD LUCK TO THE CUBBIES TODAY AS THEY GO #7 IN A ROW!
SEVEN IN A ROW!!!!!
OH WAIT, THAT 7 L's IN A ROW.

JUAN URIBE! JUAN URIBE!
Anonymous (jokingly, I assume) stated that Juan Uribe needed to step up in Carlos Quinton's absence. Well, in any case, Uribe stepped up with two 2-run homers!
Sox record post CQ surgery announcement: 1-0

Friday, September 05, 2008


MY FANTASY TEAM!!
QB- DREW BREES
QB- JASON CAMPBELL (thinking of dropping him and picking Jon Kitna up. Washington looked like crap last night!)
WR-TERRELL OWENS (Sweet!!)
WR-ANDRE JOHNSON
RB-FRED TAYLOR
RB-SELVIN YOUNG, DENVER (hope he starts!)
TE-BEN WATSON
W/R-ROY WILLIAMS, DETROIT
BN- RASHARD MENDENHALL
BN- RICKY WILLIAMS
K- JEFF REED
DEF- PITTSBURGH
D- JARED ALLEN (SORRY VIKES FANS- I HOPE HE SUCKS! WILL GLADLY DROP HIM IF HE DOES)
D- DANIEL MANNING (YOU ALWAYS NEED A MANNING)

SH*T! BAD F-ING DAY!
Twins' fan-get ready! Your chances at winning the AL Central just increased greatly! The White Sox best player this year-and AL MVP candidate (still may lead the AL in home runs) is having surgery on Monday and will be out at least 2-3 weeks (i.e., pretty much the rest of the regular season).

Thursday, September 04, 2008

5 IN A ROW!!

Lou wonders about some of the September call-ups!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008


CUBS LOSE 4TH GAME IN A ROW (@ HOME!).
Cub fans confused- no billy goat; no black cat; no Bartman! What's going on!?

Tuesday, September 02, 2008


THE K-LINE'S UPDATED COLLEGE FOOTBALL TOP TEN (STILL, TOTALLY USELESS)!
1. Oklahoma
2. Florida
3. USC
4. Ohio State
5. Georgia
6. LSU
7. Missouri
8. Texas
9. Auburn
10. Penn State
Kansas