Mr. Heather Kozar's comeback fails amid steriod/HGH allegations! Browns fans before you get too excited about Brady Quin, remember Tim Couch.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jo-couch082807&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Hey, Mr. Briggs, did you forget something at about 3:00 am this morning?

Just a bad weekend on the Southside. In a four game sweep, the White Sox are outscored 46-7!!!
The NFL season starts soon, right?

I am a little under the weather, so I am heading home. Maybe, I'll watch "Dorm Daze 2 (Unrated)" again. Hey, it is a hell of alot better movie than "The Weather Man", the other movie I watched last week!

Time for me to feel old!

Jim McMahon's son, Zach, will be starting at QB this weekend for Glenbrook North High School!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/preps/524273,CST-SPT-foot24.article

According to collegehumor.com, these two are the "Palm Twins". I googled and yahoo-ed "Palm Twins" and nothing!

Zambrano is really earning his money under that new contract so far!!
http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/cs-070823cubsgamer,1,5389126.story?coll=cs-home-headlines

Apparently, Jenna Jameson has had her breasts implants removed!!! Why? Why!?!

Compare the skinny sans-implants Jenna with the curvy surgically enhanced Jenna!!

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jenna-jameson/jenna-jamesons-breasts-implants-are-out-002741

Hey, Mr. Marbury, boxing is a sport! Dogfighting is a felony!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-marbury-vick&prov=ap&type=lgns

One more birthday today- Hayden Panettiere. At first, I didn't want to post pictures of her, but she is legal today, 18!!

Kim Catrall turns 51 today! (Hot or not?)

For all you Geeks out there (ya, ya, including yours truly), former Veronica Mars star is set to return to televison with a role on Heroes.

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/aei/2007/08/kristen_bell_joins_heroes.html

http://www.drafthistory.com/index.php?/weblog/chargers_triumphed_in_2001_nfl_draft_michael_vick_trade/

Some so-called experts actually ripped the Chargers for trading away the "Michael Vick trade pick"-ha!

Alyssa Milano- just to offset the scumminess of Michael Vick/Ron Mexico!

http://www.wbbm780.com/pages/832756.php?contentType=4&contentId=818410

Breaking News: Reports are that Michael Vick has indeed entered into a plea agreement. Apparently Vick's attempts to escape the country in disguise as Ron Mexico failed (picture on the left), so Vick will have to get used to throwing the pigskin around the prison yard (picture on the right).

What is it about Cleveland Browns QBs, that women love them-even if they suck on the field!? NFL Bust (just cut by the Jacksonville Jags) Tim Couch is married to Playboy Playmate of the Year, Heather Kozar. Ex Brown Jeff Garcia is married to Carmella DeCesare, another former Playmate of the year. Charlie Frye somehow has a beautiful woman displaying his name above her best assets. It looks like it is time for Brady Quin to step it up! While his girlfriend is definitely cute, she is no Playmate of the year. May I suggest that Brady upgrade to Nikki Ziering, who appears to be a definite football fan!

Cubs in first place- but for how long?

Enjoy the weekend!!

So the Cards come into town on Floppy Hat day! Alright I think it is a little more important than that as St. Louis is only 2 games behind the Cubs. If someone offers you the field in the NL Central or the Cards, c'mon who are you taking. Brew Crew- it was a nice run, but it looks like someone has to pay for the sins of Bud Selig!

I kinda want to see that in Playboy.

UIC Badger hard at work at his office, while his beloved Brewers continue to stink up the NL Central! (Inside joke)

Hey PG, former Rambler Blake Schilb has signed with a team in the Czech Republic!

http://loyolaramblers.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/081407aaa.html

It's a big day for birthdays: Earl Weaver, Halle Berry, Catherine Bell and Steve Martin!! There is one other IMPORTANT person in that list, but believe me you don't want a picture of his ugly mug.

Well, the deadline has passed and as far as I can tell, Mr. Lisa Dergan, er, I mean, Scott Podsednik is still playing on the Southside.

RICK ANKIEL.

Is it possible to wrap up the "Comeback Player of the Year" award after only three games? Looks like it, and at the very least, there is no better story in baseball right now (with all due apologizes to Bonds' fans out there). Ankiel has three home runs in three games.

A RECORD MEANT TO BE HELD BY FAT GUYS! Bobby Jenks ties the AL record of David Wells by retiring 38 straight batters. http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/cs-070810soxgamer,1,2821812.story?coll=cs-home-headlines

So, how did you get your start in television? MATCH GAME '75!!!

I have the Game Show Network on my cable system (I know, you're happy for me!). So the other day, I'm watching "Match Game" and who appears as a contestant- Kirstie Alley, who stated that she was an interior decorator who moved from Wichita, Kansas!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000263/bio

Will
Scottie Pods be traded from the South to the North side?
(Hey, as long as Ms. Pods keeps coming to Chicago, who cares which side of town Scottie is on!) White Sox fans are already lamenting the possibility of Pods helping the Cubs get into the playoffs. But, for Pods wouldn't it be inceridble if he could be a World Series hero on both sides of town!!!

ALL HAIL THE NEW HOME RUN KING!!! THOUGHTS?

I'm such a football geek, that I even love training camp. Hopefully I will get a chance to see Jennifer Walcott (in case you don't know, she's the one in the middle) at Bears' camp. Her boyfriend is Bears' safety Adam Archuleta.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Walcott

Hey Bears fans, ESPN's John Clayton has a glowing report from training camp!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp07/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=2956884

Some Love for my Minnesota friends:

Minnesota sports fans have had it rough the last few days: 1. Lose Kevin Garnett, but they still have Kevin McHale; 2. Johan Santana is not happy with Twins' management and is indicating that he will leave as a free agent; 3. Running Back Chester Taylor gets charted off the practice field in training camp. While his injury does not appear to be that serious, any injury to the running game has to be a concern for the Vikings, since 80% of NFL fans couldn't name the Vikings starting QB. BTW, Nice to see that ex-Vikings QBs Culpepper and Brad Johnson are still in the league! 4. And as HM has just reported, Troy Hudson's agent has equated his release from Minnesota to a release from jail. 5. Well, one has to wonder how the Gophers will do in football this season!

JUST BECAUSE I AM IN DIRE NEED OF SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP!!!

Pretty pissed off that the White Sox keep putting Contreras on the mound every fifth day!!