A LOT TO POST TODAY!

Please bear with me, as I have a lot to post about today.

1. Extenze really works!! Let's stop avoiding this important subject. Let's just say that I have it on very reliable sources that Extenze really works. Send in your money now!!

2. Blonde and Blonder- best movie I have seen so far this year! Rent it! A must see!

3. Final Four- I am totally psyched for the Final Four . I will be rooting for Carolina. You gotta love Tyler Hansbourgouh "Psycho T"!!! He gets fouled a million times a game, but never complains! When Psycho T is holding the trophy on Monday night, there will be tears on my eyes! And finally,

4. Jay Mariotti- I really enjoyed Jay's column in the Sun-Times today!

SI SWIMSUIT MODEL TO MARRY ANDY!!!

Unfortuantely, it's not ThePutdown's Andy, but Andy Roddick. That's got to put her in the Top Ten for the Revised List of Top Sports Wives/Girlfriends!

http://www.cameltap.com/?p=2796

Opening Day at Wrigley

Things don't look too bright right now for this afternoon's Brewers-Cubs tilt, as the rain and fog remain at Wrigley. Too bad, beccause I had the third inning for Zambrano's first blow-up of the season!

http://www.theheckler.com/news/templates/?a=1972&z=18

DOUBLE DOSE OF JENNIFER!
Let's start off the week with a double dose of Jennifer, before we move on to opening day and the Final Four!

STEPHEN CURRY!

BLOG RECOMMENDATION: PAC-10 POON!

In doing my required research on the next round of the NCAA tournament (i.e., how do the Washington State Cheerleaders measure up to UNC's, etc.), I came across this blog, that I just had to share. Warning, most of the pics are clean, but a few may classify as NSFW. Additionally be warned that viewing this blog can become highly addictive!

http://pac-10poon.blogspot.com/

DOUBLE DOSE OF JENNIFER

Since I have been slacking off lately (thanks-TEG!), the very least I could do is give you a double dose of Jennifer. First, Ms. Walcott (aka Mrs. Archuleta) and then Ms. Ellison

Simona Fusco Stratten

Thanks to Hollywood Tuna, I have discovered Simona Fusco Stratten. Any idea, who she is?

HAPPY EASTER

May the Easter Bunny bring you all the goodies that you deserve!

JENNIFER-JENNIFER

I need a double dose of Jennifers today!

THE BIG DANCE

The best time of the year. Hopefully, you have your brackets in- because the first game has started (and I don't mean the "play-in" game). And if you want to participate in a tournament where there are no losers- just winners, well Andy's famous tournament round of 16 is back!

http://www.theputdown.com/hot_chicks_youve_still_ne/

NCAA

HOOPS!

Play-in game. So, who do you got - Coppin State or Mount St. Mary's? This is a tough one, but you gotta go with Coppin State!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Okay, I'm kinda 'cheatin' here, because it is actually Scotty Pods' birthday. And as much as I appreciate Scott Podsednik for his 2005 World Series heroics, I would much rather post a picture of Ms. Lisa Dergan Podsednik.

Circus!! Not much time to blog, but I HAD to post this pics, that have placed me in the mood for the circus. Anyway, Jennifer Ellison, like Jennifer Walcott, might need an obligatory weekly pic. Or maybe a list of top ten Jennifers!

CONGRATS, MS. BERRY- YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A MILF!
http://omg.yahoo.com/halle-berry-gives-birth-to-baby-girl/news/7509

I WILL PRETEND FOR A MOMENT THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE READERS. Since I will not be posting for a few days, you will have to enjoy Andy's and HM's blogs.

Happy take-offs and landings to all!

A JENNIFER WALCOTT PIC FOR YOU UNTIL I GET BACK!

PLAYBOY COVER PREVIEW.

I was going to post something about American Idol; but, I will leave that to HM.

THE FUTURE KIM BUSH?

Looks like Kim will have to be added to the revised "Top Twenty Sports Wives/Girlfriends List"

IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME THAT I WAS HOPING FOR THE SI COVER JINX TO WORK- IT'S THIS WEEK!!

F-ING Tar-holes and "Psycho-T"!

SAMANTHA FOX-

Then and Now!

"Touch me. Touch me. I want to feel your body..."

TIME TO GET READY FOR MARCH MADNESS!

According to this projection, Kentucky is in as #12 seed!

http://collegebasketball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=773443

No Loyola, UIC, Buffalo, or Texas Tech!

BREAKING SPORTS NEWS!!

You may have already heard the big sports news of the day!! Stoney is returning to the White Sox. The Sox new radio team: Ed Farmer and Steve Stone!

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/rosenblog/2008/03/steve-stone-on.html

THIS WEEK'S JENNIFER WALCOTT PIC

LESS THAN A WEEK FROM BLAST-OFF!

Sorry to interrupt this Brett Favre moment. You won't see many posts from me next week- as I have been once again invited by Mission Specialist Rick Linnehan to next Monday's Space Shuttle launch. If all goes as planned, you will all be asleep when STS-123 takes off in the very early hours of Monday. Rick is going off to Space for the 4th or 5th time (I've lost count). Sometimes when I get scared of losing a case, or scared of pretty much anything I think of this guy going up to space, doing spacewalks and well, I feel like a pussy. Damn, I still gets nervous walking up to a chick in a bar (unless I'm drunk) . Can't imagine how I would feel if I was walking in Space!!

BRETT FAVRE RETIRING?

or as HM would say: "Brett Favre-Quitter!"

Well, it appears that way right now, but Mr. Favre has changed his mind before, so let's wait and see.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7870944?MSNHPHMA

Word is that Favre, once again , wanted the Pack to sign Randy Moss. When Moss re-signed with the Pats, Brett decided to take his ball and go home.

HER NAME IS SIOBHAN PAREKH AND SHE IS DATING TENNIS PLAYER MARK

PHILIPOUSSIS (WHOM I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE IF HE WALKED INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BUT APPARENTLY THE LADIES WOULD, AS THIS DUDE'S LOVE LIFE IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS!!) I'm just guessing, but it would appear that this young lady would have to be included in the updated "Top Twenty Sports Wives/ Girlfriends!"

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY GIRL!

800!