Sunday, May 04, 2008




CEDRIC BENSON'S DAYS AS A BEAR ARE JUST ABOUT OVER!
C.B. has three big strikes against him.
1. He sucked last year.
2. Rumors are that his knee injury is much more serious than the original diagnosis; and,
3. He was arrested for "boating while intoxicated," followed by resisting arrest which resulted in his being pepper-sprayed.

1 comment:

Al Swearengen said...

4. Plus, at 5' 7", Garrett Wolfe is prepared to carry the rock 25 to 30 times per game.

5. Even if proposition #4 is entirely false and Wolfe can't handle that many carries, second round pick Matt Forte can be relied upon to carry the Bears to a division title.