10. What's the big deal, this is only my fourth preseason game!
9. Still obsessing over Jenn Sterger.
8. Wondering why Inez Sainz doesn't visit our locker room instead of the Jets' locker room!
7. As a great teammate, I just wanted to make sure that T-Jack finally gets the chance that he truly deserves, but Chilly refused to pull me.
6. Just as everyone predicted, as soon as the Twins moved out of the dome and to an outside stadium, we stink!
5. How can I "gel" with my "teammates" when only a handful of them flew down to Mississippi to recruit me? Where was the rest of the team? What were they doing that was so important?
4. What do you guys expect, I ain't Aaron Rodgers!?
3. I was sick of everyone in Minnesota (like that HM guy) bitchin' about the Gophers losing to South Dakota State, so I wanted everyone mad at us instead and I gave them someone else to bitch about!
2. I kept looking for Randy Moss and I couldn't find him!!
1. Ain't I retired?
(Still 14 games to go, so let's not get too excited about Favre's suckiness. But it is fun!)
1 comment:
11. He's old!
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