Monday, December 10, 2007


IN HONOR OF THE MICHAEL VICK SENTENCING, HERE SOME MORE CONTENDERS FOR THE NFL ALL-PRISION TEAM.
OFFENSE
QB- Backing up Vick at quarterback would be Todd Marinovich. Tood has a long rap sheet, so let's just focus on the latest. According to Wikipedia:
In August, 2007, Marinovich was arrested and charged with felony drug possession and resisting a police order after being stopped for skateboarding near the Newport Beach, California Pier boardwalk, where skateboarding is forbidden by local ordinance. Marinovich ran away when officers tried to stop him. He was found hiding in a carport about six blocks away. He had a guitar case, and inside officers found about a gram of powdered methamphetamine, a metal spoon and a hypodermic needle, Sgt. Evan Sailor said. Marinovich was arrested and pleaded not guilty to felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor counts of unauthorized possession of a hypodermic and resisting a police officer.
RB-Lawrence Phillips: Please tell me this loser is in prison!
RB-Maurice Clarett: Another fine Buckeye!
WR-Rae Carruth: I get sick just thinking about this guy. But now Vick and him can play catch.
TE- Mark Chumura: He was just enjoying the hot tub, that's all!!
OL- Barrett Robbins: I could swear this guy was dead.
OL- Nate Newton: Ricky Williams' pot connection?
We will focus on the defensive side later. Please tell me about anyone who I missed.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mark Chmura was found not guilty.

UIC BADGER

K said...

and your point is.....

Anonymous said...

Thats team might win 8 games this season.

Oh that pic of Miss Cline. "Pleasee bl*w a l*ad on me?"

I'm pretty sure thats what the caption says?

Anonymous said...

My point be is you can't be a prison all-star if you are not convicted

UIC BADGER

K said...

Art Schlister would have been anotehr good pick at QB!