I WISH I WAS JOHN MAYER....

So it looks like John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are an item. When was the last time, John Mayer was not with a hot piece of a_ _?! He's with Aniston now, and is rumored to have been with Jennifer Love Hewitt (back when her "Body was a Wonderland), Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Vanessa Carlton and Minka Kelly (I had to look her up). Some gay blogging "celeb," Perez Hilton, claimed that Mayer was bi-sexual, but I think that was scam on the media that Hilton and Mayer were both in on.