I WISH I WAS JOHN MAYER....

So it looks like John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are an item. When was the last time, John Mayer was not with a hot piece of a_ _?! He's with Aniston now, and is rumored to have been with Jennifer Love Hewitt (back when her "Body was a Wonderland), Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Vanessa Carlton and Minka Kelly (I had to look her up). Some gay blogging "celeb," Perez Hilton, claimed that Mayer was bi-sexual, but I think that was scam on the media that Hilton and Mayer were both in on.

MILF ISLAND

About six weeks after having a baby (and -like fine wine aged to perfection- at 41 years old), Halle Berry looks damn fine!

A LONG OVERDUE DOUBLE DOSE OF JENNIFERS!

HAPPY 25th ANNIVERSARY, LEE ELIA TIRADE!

Listen to this and then get a f-ing job!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0

# 23. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)- I am not particularly a fan of the "Kardiashian booty" (nor do I dislike it), yet she still deserves this spot on this list. I think TEG will approve because she is not tghe typical "famished bone thin" chick I usually pick.

She gets "high marks" from me for appearing in Playboy, and looking pretty damn fine in that Playboy spread. Have not seen the sex tape yet, so if and when I do, that may change her position on the list.

RUMOR MILL

Yahoo Sports is reporting that the Bulls are interested in Tom Izzo. Good? Bad? It doesn't matter?

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080423/SPORTS07/80423024/1055

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/910499,carlisle042308.article

http://www.wxyz.com/content/sports/topsports/story.aspx?content_id=b90b14fb-dfbe-4020-adc9-42f5a74d2532

#24. JESSICA SIMPSON (TONY ROMO'S MAIN SQUEEZE)

There are some great pictures of Jessica Simpson on the net (the "Dukes of Hazzard" shorts pics are something else), but most of the time, I think her pics are just okay, nothing "breath-taking away" spectacular. She hasn't appeared in Playboy, no nude pics of her on the net, these current pics of her and Romo eating cake costs her points, plus the fact that I think Romo traded down when he trade Carrie Underwood for Jessica means Ms. Simpson finishes no higher than #24.

TRYING TO THINK OF AN INTERESTING CAPTION ON THIS ONE

MARISSA MILLER ABOUT TO THROW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT WRIGLEY ON FRIDAY.

That's nice.

MARTY BRENNAMAN RIPS CUBS FANS!

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=175440&src=152

If you haven't heard this yet, give this a listen-it's great stuff! Drunken Yuppies in the bleachers-nah!

DID YOU FEEL IT?
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_21830.aspx

That's the question that everyone is asking everyone in Chicago (and throughout the Midwest) today (before discussion turns to Brenneman ripping on Cubs' fans and Urlacher being a greedy bastard). Well the answer for is: Yes- I felt it. I was at my brother's house in Channahon- about 60 miles from Chicago (not far from Joliet). Very early this morning (found out later that it was about 4:35 am) I was awaken by the bed shaking- no more like vibrating and not in a good way. In my half awaken state I thought that make it was a semi-truck rambling by, but I quickly realized that not it couldn't be and then for a second, I thought- could this be an earthquake? Well, it stopped (this entire episode lasted no more than 15 seconds) and somehow I quickly went back to sleep. Well, like everyone else, i found out that there was an earthquake in downstate Illinois- West Salem Illinois- measuring 5.4 in magnitude. Well, at least, I;m not crazy and I wasn't dreaming. So, did you feel it?

BOWLING!

My buddy, Tommie G, once told me that the best first date (especially a "fix-up"\blind date) is bowling. Hopefully, I will not have to explain why. In any case, I'm pretty sure he did not have this in mind. Or, maybe he did?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

HUGE, HUGE BIRTHDAY DAY! Of course, we got Jennifer Garner; The Perch (getting laid in Poland as we speak); we got T.Z. celebrating the big 12; Packer Boy Willie, just one year behind T.Z.;and last, but certainly not least, we got the K's old man- alive and kicking!!
Cheers to all!

NICE GOING, ROY!

#25- BEC CARTWRIGHT

HEWITT.

She was on the old list, but at #12. Again, there is alot new competition. I think these pictures are a couple of years old, pre-baby. Still, pretty easy on the eyes!

VOTE FOR ME!
http://www.theputdown.com/theputdown/2008/04/hot-chicks-yo-1.html

TWO BIRTHDAY GIRLS TODAY!
They have something in common- their best days appear to be behind them.
First- Paulina Porizkova. Actually she still looks pretty good for 43; but, she was really something in the 80's, when she appeared on the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue in 1984!
Do yourself a favor and rent the movie- Thursday (difficult to find, and may only be on video and not on DVD yet) where she plays "an ex-lover Dallas who ties him (Aaron Eckhart) up and rapes him." Lucky bastard!

MORE ROY BASHING!

This is fun!

http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/ok-i-get-it-roy-williams-loves-kansas/

http://www.850thebuzz.com/blog/?p=4316

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=397380

http://www.charlotte.com/129/story/572738.html

PRELUDE TO A CHAMPION!

I was going to start the new, revised list of Hottest Sports Wives and Girlfriends yesterday. But, I was busy at the Cell watching Joe Crede belt a grand slam to beat the Twinkees! A White Sox victory and an Ozzie ejection- sweet!

Even with the list expanding from 20 to 25, five ladies have been kicked off the "old" list- Eva Longoria (one of my favorites, but most of you don't seem to like her as much as I do); Victoria Beckham (again, totally my type: athletic body with a huge rack; but most of you thought she was getting way too thin); Ashley Judd (just too much competition from the youngsters); Mia Hamm (Sorry, HM); and, Carol Alt (still looked pretty, pretty good on "The Celebrity Apprentice", but granted she is getting up there in age). All of these, except for Mia, are welcomed to my abode.

Not making the list of 25: Michelle Damon; Laura Posada; Lisa Guerrero; Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Willa Ford.

ROY WILLIAMS BEGS KANSAS FANS:

"PLEASE LOVE ME!'

Roy Williams just doesn't understand and can't get over the fact that he is HATED in Lawrence, Kansas! He specifically mentioned the fact that at least one Lawrence establishment, his picture is above the urinals. (Note: the last coach to win a National Championship at Kansas before Self, Larry Brown was clearly rooting for UNC in the Final Four semis.) So he wears a Kansas pin during the championship game. Roy, why do you give a damn what they think about you in Kansas? What did you think was going to happen when you left for UNC? Nice move, now you pissed off some of the Carolina Puke, er Blue Faithful.

http://www.wral.com/lifestyles/travel/blogpost/2699667/